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…Here is a list of 15 of them. Huh. -The Frisky
Emmanuelle Alt doubts her French-ness, sounds pretty cool. -Styleite
Grace Coddington is awesome. -Jezebel
Allegedly fun ways to pick up guys on St Patrick’s Day. -Betty Confidential
Helpful: how to tie a turban in a minute. -Fashion Indie
More help: how to wear polo dresses without looking like a caddie. -Refinery29 More
Before you point out the irony of that, she’s talking about personal style bloggers. I think. -Refinery 29
Now Cathy Horyn is weighing in on the furor over Michelle Obama’s McQueen. -New York Times
Rose McGowan wore vivid green Juan Carlos Obando on the red carpet. -Elle.com
While Julianna Margulies wore an Yves Saint Laurent column. -Racked
Annie Lennox’s model daughter breaks out, Hilary Rhoda mixes things up, flats return and More
Turbans are back. According to the Examiner, which recommends pairing a turban with some sweatpants (I imagine before you go on a brisk jog where you’ll formulate other bad ideas):
“it dates back to vintage glamour from the 1920′s, and we love a great vintage accessory come back! The 1920′s was such a classic era for fashion, therefore the turban is a great way to pay homage to the decade.”
Oddly, I notice no on is enthusiastic about the opium pipe I’ve been toting around, or my tortoiseshell diaphragm. I do not know why. I guess most of the people I encounter don’t like vintage glamor, or realize that you need a “turtle friend” in a world full of Julian Assange types.
Anyhow, let’s rate how well turbans work on different people: More
Kim Kardashian is blonde in a photoshoot for the latest thing she is trying to sell. -Racked
Jessica Alba was actually photographed above the shoulders for her Elle cover shoot. This marks the first time I have not seen Jessica Alba’s figure in a picture of Jessica Alba. -Elle.com
Respective authors of dueling Isabella Blow tomes duke it out on the internet. -Fashionista
Alicia Silverstone reveals her beauty secrets, but I didn’t read them because I’m pretty sure they involve not eating animal products. -Harper’s Bazaar
Jason Wu’s Taipai guide, Lagerfeld for Hogan, leather skirts and More
I generally don’t post pictures unless I know who took them, but I really love this picture, and my google searches on “woman turban coffee” aren’t yielding anything. I mean, they’re yielding Carrie Bradshaw SATC2 pictures, so I guess I … More
To which I would like to respond with a line from the greatest film of all time, Soapdish, where a deranged Sally Field shouts at a wardrobe lady who tried to put her in a turban: “What am I, Gloria … More
