It’s time for the final installment of Twilight and everyone to move on from this mess. Here’s the cast–including Kristen Stewart, Kristen Stewart’s Ass, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Dakota Fanning and many more–looking fancy and wistful in their shiny neutral finest on the red carpet last night. Also, was there a single (completely) successful look in the whole bunch? More
We’ve taken a big step as a society and finally reached the release of the final Twilight movie–we can collectively sigh that this part of culture will soon become the past as Twihards grow up and get jobs and deal with the mounting guilt of naming their daughters fucking Renesme. More
Have their publicists renewed their contracts? More
I may not be remotely attracted to Robert Pattinson, but I think he’ll be all right considering how much he’s about to get paid and by whom. More
Soon we can all be whole again! More
Kristen Stewart does, if that helps you decide. More
Yes, for just $20.99, you can declare your dim understanding of human behavior to the world. More
“Which brings us to Fifty Shades of Grey, this year’s Twilight. Seriously: both are nothing more than poorly-written wish-fulfillment, both follow spineless female protagonists and display an impressively facile understanding of human relationships (and earth-shattering, screaming orgasm sex for virgins, LOL).” More
I know you are all very upset right now over Kristen Stewart‘s relationship jeopardizing decision to get it on with someone other than Robert Pattison. Take heart in the fact that you are not nearly as upset as this woman. More
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Wearing a form-fitting white shirt while on the Twilight beat at Comic Con this week, Stewart sparked rumors of a breast augmentation. More
To combat the people who say that she looks like a sullen teenager, Kristen Stewart is giving angst-filled interviews. She sure showed us. More