This picture of of Twilight star Robert Pattinson modeling Chinese underwear is going to change your whole impression of him. Well, I mean, maybe not that much. Robert Pattinson is already known for wearing women’s clothing, so, really, this isn’t quite like finding out that Vin Diesel was a Chinese underwear model. Well, that we know of. Yet. More
As the year 2012 drew to a close, many idiots feared that the world as we know it would end along with it. Luckily, it did not, and we have received many assurances since then that this mad, mad, mad, mad world will continue on more or less unchanged, at least for now. The sun is still shining, our bodies are still working, and Kristen Stewart is still making that infuriatingly attractive sullen/stoned face in various magazines; this time, it’s in V. Look and be reassured. More
Kristen Stewart is still pounding the pavement for the last installment of Twilight (in addition to promoting her upcoming Kerouac-based indie, On the Road)–and she’s got some Balenciaga duties to uphold. Along the promotional trail, she landed the cover of Australian Marie Claire, and not only gave them a few weirdly puffy, positive quotes (we’ll get to that) she even almost smiled (above). More
With apologies to Richard Connell.
“Off to the right–somewhere–is a large island,” said Whitney. “It’s rather a mystery–”
“What island is it?” Renee asked.
“The old charts call it `Authoress Island,”‘ Whitney replied.” A suggestive name, isn’t it? Sailors have a curious dread of the place. I don’t know why. Some superstition–” More
Recently, the talented and awesome Jen Dziura filed an excellent piece for the site about how emotions typically associated with men (anger, shouting) aren’t considered emotions, whereas emotions typically associated with women are (moreover, that these kinds are viewed as weaknesses). The post got a lot of love around the internet, but you might never know from the comment thread, which was bombed by too many hateful bros to count… More
In order of ascending probability:
- Group wedding
- Everyone cast in Ryan Murphy’s reimagining of Freaks and Geeks
- Allowed to join the Spy Kids franchise
It’s time for the final installment of Twilight and everyone to move on from this mess. Here’s the cast–including Kristen Stewart, Kristen Stewart’s Ass, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Dakota Fanning and many more–looking fancy and wistful in their shiny neutral finest on the red carpet last night. Also, was there a single (completely) successful look in the whole bunch? More
We’ve taken a big step as a society and finally reached the release of the final Twilight movie–we can collectively sigh that this part of culture will soon become the past as Twihards grow up and get jobs and deal with the mounting guilt of naming their daughters fucking Renesme. More
Have their publicists renewed their contracts? More
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I may not be remotely attracted to Robert Pattinson, but I think he’ll be all right considering how much he’s about to get paid and by whom. More
Soon we can all be whole again! More
Kristen Stewart does, if that helps you decide. More
Yes, for just $20.99, you can declare your dim understanding of human behavior to the world. More
“Which brings us to Fifty Shades of Grey, this year’s Twilight. Seriously: both are nothing more than poorly-written wish-fulfillment, both follow spineless female protagonists and display an impressively facile understanding of human relationships (and earth-shattering, screaming orgasm sex for virgins, LOL).” More