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Topic: Twinkies

Foods I Miss (Not Twinkies)

Foods I Miss (Not Twinkies)

Millionaire Shortbread

Hi and Mighty Ice Cream Pie from Chili's

Chocolate Mess from Max Brenner's

Mexcian Wedding Ckes

I’m not going to miss Twinkies, because I never ate one. HAH! Outsmarted you, Hostess company! Hah! Hah!

I miss all the other foods. I’m so glad I never ate a Twinkie, because I’d probably be heartbroken that Hostess is going out of business. As it is, I just have these to be heartbroken over. More »

Fashion And Accessories For The Impending Apocalypse

Fashion And Accessories For The Impending Apocalypse

Alexander McQueen Knuckle-Duster Clutch

Pistol-Shaped Flower Vase

Bottle-Opener Ring

John Deere 16" Steel Toe Miner's Boot

Here at TheGloss, we are not afraid to help out in all manner of issues that require some fashion troubleshooting. In this case, we are not afraid to make sure you stay chic, warm, comfortable and deathly effective during the impending apocalypse. What kind, you ask? I’m not sure, so maybe a kind of general, broad-stroke apocalypse featuring mutants, zombies, flesh-eating virus, what have you. Let’s just say computers did it. More »