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As we reported earlier, The Onion wrote a pretty horrible thing about Quvenzhané Wallis last night on Twitter. The ill-advised tweet said, “Everybody else seems to be afraid to say it, but that Quvenzhané Wallis is kind of a cunt, right?” … More
Rainn Wilson admits to doing Kristen Stewart‘s hair, Mindy Kaling and B.J. Novak made us all jealous and Jenny Johnson called for more breastfeeding. More
I absolutely love The Onion. I think it’s a hilarious, amazing, almost invariably clever satirical site with the best headlines and, on occasion, the most poignant explanations of how the public is feeling. But the tweet they sent out last night about Best Actress nominee Quvenzhané Wallis went entirely too far.
Why? Because you don’t call a 9-year-old the C-word. More
There are two kinds of people [who have Twitter accounts] in this world: those who enjoy live-tweeting Big Events like the Oscars and the Superbowl, and those who do not. Here, a breakdown of the major parties and their platforms.
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I thought you would like to see things to turn your stomach today, so, here is something! The hashtag #liberaltipstoavoidrape is trending on Twitter. The trend started as a response to a first-term Democrat, Joe Salazar’s statement to the Colorado House of Representatives that guns wouldn’t necessarily stop women from being assaulted. More
Modern Crime: Spending the majority of your waking moments — which are precious few and grow fewer by the day; you only have so many days allotted to you, mortal woman — talking about cancelled television shows. Not even obscure or forgotten cancelled television shows; the same cancelled television shows everyone else talks about.
Modern Punishment: Spend a year wandering the mountains of the Western United States, tending to wild orchards and nursing small animals with broken legs back to health. More
“But I thought you were my boyfriend! You ‘liked’ the last 21 of my self-taken photos on Facebook and retweet everything I put on Twitter — even the dumb stuff!” More
Have you ever encountered a man who seems to hit on women via autopilot, no matter what the women say or if they are playing dead? Well, a comedic genius named Sam Kriss recently put these dudes’ persistence to the test by creating a fake female account on Ok Cupid, then responding to men’s messages exclusively in text pulled from the infamously nonsensical Twitter account horse_ebooks. Fun! More
She hated so many of us with all her being, and now she’s joined the masses. NOW SHE’S FREE! More
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You know shit hasn’t gotten a wee bit out of hand when you can’t call your ex a bitch, without someone throwing a fit. Think about all the things you’ve called your exes — does bitch even come close to the slurs and accusations that have rolled off your tongue? More
“Stalking” is such an ugly word, isn’t it? It’s just as bad as “golf,” or “moist,” or “panties.” Or even worse, “golfing and stalking in moist panties.” More
During the Super Bowl last night, there was a blackout. It was presumably orchestrated by Oreo so they could, in mere moments, slap up this really cool ad on Twitter with the caption “Power out? No problem.” But, no, seriously, how did they do that? More
Life is so hard for Chris Brown: People are still pissed about that whole “savagely beating Rihanna” thing, they make fun of him for wanting shit in women’s retinas and the public doesn’t seem to like when guys attack Frank Ocean because Ocean might actually be a really good person. So, what’s a wittle Chwis to do? Why, quit social media and pretend it’s for any other reason than because people keep criticizing you, duh! More
Never underestimate a single person who’s looking for love. Once they put their mind to it, they can do anything! Climb mountains! Build model airplanes! Eat 50 eggs! Anything. More
