Uggggh, UGGs. More
Valentino and Ugg Australia are apparently confused about the difference between a funeral and a red carpet. More
Women may think they dress for themselves, but they should stop being so delusional (all that probiotic yogurt is clogging up the reasonable faculties).
Ladies: you’re all straight, you’re all pathologically insecure, and you all select shoes based on what straight men will think makes you more fuckable. Which is to say, put down the espadrilles, girl! More
We sometimes think of fashion faux pas as being along the lines of “wearing a mesh dress to meet the Pope.” To that I say, “Pope jokes are pretty fun.” But we’re not going to share any here! Instead we’re going to talk about the 6 fashion missteps that every woman has taken at some point, whether in Uggs or not (feel free to share yours). More
Listen, let me just state for the record that I harbor no illusions about the world’s opinion of Uggs and their knockoff counterparts. More
Slapping a heel on a rain boot is not going to make it more appealing. It is only going to make it stupid. More
This might be the world’s ugliest shoe, mixing, as it does, three of the ugliest types of footwear to hit the market in the past decade. More
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And it was my blue lady-editor dress that I wear to respectable parties with respectable people (see above). Now I’ll have to wear sweatpants and Uggs and everyone will know that I’m a harlot. More
We found you some practical, pretty and considerably less expensive alternatives to Uggs. Because winter is too long to go through without a pair of sturdy warm boots, but life is too short to go through looking like a sheep. More
If you press your ear close enough to Uggs sheepskin, you can hear the desperate bleating of the sartorially insecure. More
You know those really cool people who can wear one obviously inappropriate piece of clothing, but instead of having people say “hey, we always suspected you might have a cat sweater in your closet!” people just kind of stand back and say “how is that person so cool?” Yeah, I haven’t really seen this happen, ever, but I read about it in a book written by someone who lives in Brooklyn. Sounds fun. We’re going to make you into one of those people. More
Look, I know that everyone outside of LA hates Uggs with shorts (or just Uggs, period). More