Topic: underwear

The Daily Mail Is Absolutely Shocked That Victoria’s Secret Is Sexy

The Daily Mail Is Absolutely Shocked That Victoria's Secret Is Sexy

Look, when I think about Victoria’s Secret, I generally think about leopard corsetry. Want to know a secret? A personal kind, though somewhat related to Victoria? I shopped there when I was about 16. I basically thought “leopard skin on everything” was the definition of sexy. I grew out of that. But The Daily Mail is shocked – absolutely shocked! – first, that Victoria’s Secret is sexy, and second that teens are shopping there. More »

What Kind Of Angel Are You?

What Kind Of Angel Are You?

For what feels like years now I have been seeing the Victoria’s Secret “What kind of angel are you?” advertisement and thinking, “The good kind? I hope?” I think you’re supposed to exclaim “The sexy kind! A sex angel!”

But guys, look. There are a lot of different  kinds of angels the Victoria’s secret people could be referring to. Namely… More »

Ways Your Breasts Are Giving You Black Eyes

Ways Your Breasts Are Giving You Black Eyes

Here is an advertisement that, at first glance, seems completely idiotic. It’s for a company called Nod and a Wink and seems to imply that a woman’s breasts are giving her black eyes as they fling themselves about on the tennis court. “How?” I thought to myself, “How would breasts do that, as breasts are made out of flesh? Even if I tried to fling one of my breasts head-ward, I don’t think it would give me a black eye?” But, you know, then I thought about it, and I suppose there are some ways you could get a black eye from your own breasts. Namely: More »

Here’s The Full Version Of That Ad In Which David Beckham Runs Around In His Underwear

Here's The Full Version Of That Ad In Which David Beckham Runs Around In His Underwear

Remember when we told you that Guy Ritchie was directing a “short film” (commercial) for David Beckham‘s H&M bodywear line that was to feature David Beckham himself running around in only his underwear? Of course you do. Well, you need not content yourself with stills any longer, because now the full version is here, and it’s one minute and forty seconds of ab-tastic glory. More »