While I could deal with some of the more mild forms of unicornism, my brain is seriously not okay with the existence of these unicorn shoes. More
So what do I have popping up on my Twitter feed 50 times a day? Rainbows and puppies and kittens playing with unicorns! More
Slutty Halloween costumes are becoming sentient. More
There’s an article on YourTango right now about things preferable to sex. They include “chocolate” and “holding hands.” Don’t they know that sex is like holding hands on the inside? Oh, God, that’s gross. Sorry.
Still! We really like having sex. We like a lot more than eating chocolate. We, in fact, chose our boyfriends largely because having sex with them seemed approximately 750 times more fun than sitting by ourselves watching the Jersey Shore. But we’re willing to imagine that there are some things that are legitimately preferable to sex. Umm… 10 of them. This is what we came up with. More
In honor of Father’s Day, editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff struggle to debate gay dads, despite the fact that they’re both pro-gay dads. Luckily, it manages to devolve into stereotyping and namecalling. And unicorn-riding. More
Sometimes – in a land of magic and rainbows – having a job can feel like being part of a big, happy family. And sometimes, being a freelancer can feel like being a free spirit who only associates with people of her own choosing. (No Wall Street douchebags here in my Bushwick apartment where I silk-screen t-shirts that say “fuck” on them!)
Feelings can really cloud a person’s thinking.
Once upon a time, I knew how to starch shirts that were not mine, because I did so on a regular basis. Without touching on my personal life anymore than I have already done in this wild, exciting bit of oversharing, let’s discuss how being a Stay At Home Girlfriend will eat up your soul and spit it out like some vomitous cookie monster. More
Apparently, being a productivity ninja is a thing. Google it. No, don’t.
Because who doesn’t like the idea of a fashion show featuring magical unicorn women? More
Break-Ups. They happen. They happen in one of the following ways.
This chart from the fine folks at TheFrisky remind us that we want all unicorns, all the time. Okay, unicorns and sometimes turkey sandwiches. We want turkey sandwiches delivered to us by a unicorn. This may all be getting a … More
The holiday season is a great time for romantic dates, because everything is just such a goddamn winter wonderland. But maybe you don’t want romantic dates. Maybe you want more female friends. Female friends who might give you Christmas presents. More