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Anyone who knows anything about anything already knows that Olive Garden is a great place to enjoy authentic Italian cuisine in a relaxing casual dining atmosphere, and that when you’re there, you’re family. (Not the mafia kind, you racist!) But did you know they will soon be adding “high fashion uniforms” to their list of Reasons To Visit Olive Garden? More
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Stella McCartney unveiled her newly designed uniforms for the UK’s Olympic and Paralympic teams today, and to judge from some of the internet comments I’ve been reading, she made them out of clubbed baby seals dipped in radioactive shit. But while I think they are absolutely fine for something you wear while playing sports, it’s fun to take the piss out of things just for the heck of it. Can I be more ridiculous than the people who are sincerely angry at her? I don’t know, but I’m sure going to try. (I’m sorry, Stella.) More
verywhere I look lately, there seems to be a whole lot of hooters. First, NOW is suing Hooters (the restaurant) for catering to children. During previous litigation, Hooters has claimed to be “adult entertainment” which allows them to hire waitresses based on sex and appearance. The problem with their argument is that adult entertainment is normally only for adults, as in 18 and older. Hooters not only lets children in, it has a children’s menu, complete with crayons, and hosts kids’ birthday parties. What parent throws their child’s birthday party with a bunch of scantily clad women? More
Looks like the folks at the US Court of Appeals aren’t entranced by a hunky dude dancing without his shirt on. They denied a claim by Chippendale’s to trademark their uniform. Do you know what that means? You and your best friend can go as Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley from this classic SNL sketch for Halloween without any fear of a lawsuit. More
A military blog called Stars and Stripes reports that the US Navy is in “preliminary talks” with Ralph Lauren about possibly designing new uniforms. Earlier this year, female sailors addressed problems with uniforms at a women’s symposium – mainly, they complained that uniforms didn’t fit well and were sometimes uncomfortable. According to The Rumor Doctor on Stars and Stripes:
“The Navy has not hired Ralph Lauren to redesign female sailors’ uniforms, but [Navy Exchange Service Command] has opened up an initial dialogue with Ralph Lauren, one of our top-tier manufacturing resources, who has offered to provide advice regarding women’s uniform sizing and help support current initiatives,” said NEXCOM spokeswoman Kathleen Martin via e-mail.
Nothing’s hotter than a man in uniform, right? Well, the UK is doing their best to try and unsexify the men and women who wear uniforms. Police officers in Britain have now been banned from wearing brightly colored underwear that … More
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Forget Jersey Couture, in France, they have couture jerseys. This is the new uniform of the French Rugby Team Stade Francais. According to Time: The new shirt—one of three official game jerseys—has been dubbed “The Crowd”, and was described on … More
The Austrian high court ruled on Friday that Austria’s army must make maternity clothes and provide them for pregnant soldiers. The ruling came down after a pregnant servicewoman complained that her uniform no longer fit her properly. While it could … More
While Velcro may make a lot of things – getting dressed in a hurry, shocking people with static electricity, etc – better, there’s one place where it isn’t much help: a middle Eastern sandstorm. Though the US army has had … More
There are a lot of things you might expect to suffer in jail. Bad food. Infighting. Possibly prison rape. But being forced to look like a member of a new wave band from the mid-90′s probably wasn’t one of them. … More
My friend Steven hates picking out clothes. He told me once that he wishes he were a cartoon character so that he could wear the same clothes every day and not have to think about getting dressed. Sheena Matheiken wore … More