Since ladyparts are having such a moment, we got to thinking about what might be next in store for our downstairs area. More
Vajazzling is for sissies. More
I respect the fact some women like it and it’s their bodies so if they want to stick some glitter on their kitchen, then go for it. Woohoo. I’ll even throw you a fucking party, if that’s what you want. More
Jennifer Love Hewitt has a couple modes: one is talking about her weight, one is talking about her vagina. Both keep her in the press in some marginal capacity. Today, she’s talking about her vagina. More
We’ve seen a lot of vagina decorations come and go ever since it became acceptable to remove the decoration that nature gave us. More
These days, it’s all about the vagina. It’s like a competition to see who can have the most glamourous reproductive organ. I can tell you right now that I’m not in first place. Second or third, maybe. But seriously, will … More
Here’s an easy way to get your va-jay-jay sparkly, and it doesn’t involve any belabored processes or visiting a special salon. Coco de Mer offers the Butterfly Merkin, a peel-and-stick rhinestone design for your ladyparts. Simply remove the backing, and … More
A lot has been made lately of additions and changes you can make to your pussy: adding rhinestones, surgically altering your labia, tightening your hole. But what about good, old-fashioned cleanliness? Getting your vagina back to the way god intended, … More
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Vajazzling porn, or, as I like to think of it, “something that should have come out immediately after Jennifer Love Hewitt mentioned her bejeweled hoo-hah” is finally out. And it promises to add “bling-bling to your ding-ding.” Sometimes I want … More
Your vagina. Or, should I say, your completely sad boring vagina? Sure, you can try vajazzling. You can try clitter. But does your pudenda shoot out sprinkles? No. Fortunately, these cupcakes are here to remind you that your ladypart is … More
Just when you thought you’d seen all the ladypart-decorating techniques, along comes this one: clitter. Yeah, it sounds like what you think it is. And you’re not allowed to complain about this video’s contents, because we warned you.
“Wow,” you might say to yourself, “having rhinestones applied to your penis area sounds like the stupidest thing ever.” But, unlike Jennifer Love Hewitt who is applying rhinestones to her vagina in a deseperate attempt to feel happy, this man … More
After Manhattan luxury publicist Bryce Gruber was Vajazzled last month (in which she had her lady-bits waxed, with Swarovski crystals then applied to the area), women across the nation collectively said: “What the hell is Vajazzling?” Much uncomfortable, semi-inappropriate cocktail … More