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This week, they’re honoring the much-maligned date of February 14th–otherwise known as Valentine’s Day–with a very special episode of Wed Bed Dead: romantic leads. More
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This week, they’re honoring the much-maligned date of February 14th–otherwise known as Valentine’s Day–with a very special episode of Wed Bed Dead: romantic leads. More
Valentine’s Day is almost upon us! Do you have any plans? Some romantic love-making by the fire? A weekend away for just you and your boo in the country? Some massive cuddle fest on a bearskin rug for two days straight while you lap Hershey’s chocolate syrup off each other’s torso with a straight face? More
“It’s the milk, that’s the reason.”
“I’m sorry?”
“The milk. The rest of it I don’t mind.”
“The rest of what?”
“Of everything. It’s the milk. They only sell it in quarts, you know. Which doesn’t seem like that much, I realize, but I really don’t drink milk as often as I used to. Do you find that’s the case? As you get older? You drink less milk than you used to, I mean.” More
In Pick Of The Week, I highlight a nifty fashion/home/beauty item that I’ve discovered in my travels. More
Holy crap. How is Valentine’s Day less than a week away? I’m pretty sure I’m still recovering from my New Year’s hangover. Though, I do enjoy eating chocolates when hungover, so perhaps this is a good thing. More
Happy Valentine’s day week, almost! I know some of you are probably in relationships. That is fine. Some of you are probably not in relationships. That is also fine.
However I hope everyone IN THE WORLD has some manner of unrequited crush. If you do not have one, that is not fine, you should cultivate one immediately. If you need an incentive to do so, we’re giving away a fantastic pack of perfume prizes. All you need to do is e-mail Jennifer [at] thegloss.com and write 600 to 800 words about your crush. And, of course, tell us your full name and mailing address (so we know where to send the prizes to) as well as the name you’d like the piece published under (if you like to keep it anonymous, we understand). We will post your submissions through Valentine’s day week, and vote for the best one at the week. The winner will receive: More
Call it what you will: Valentine’s Day, Singles-Awareness-Day, Mayor Bloomberg’s birthday, or a wretched day of Hallmark propaganda.
By any name, Valentine’s Day is upon us. More
It’s almost Valentine’s Day, and you know what that means: children everywhere are getting nervous and confused about what, exactly, is expected of them on a day meant to commemorate “love,” a concept of which they have but a dim understanding. Oh wait, did I say everywhere? I meant everywhere but Park Slope, Brooklyn. Park Slope children know what they want. More
I’m really glad that the intrepid team at BlackBook is scouring the web for the weirdest Valentine’s day gifts possible. And they found it! They found this bizarre Twilight inspired cut-out!
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With Christmas behind us and Valentine’s Day just around the corner, it’s as great a time as any to start overanalyzing the gifts given to you by Your Man. Think he gave you that fruit basket because he knows how important vitamin C is to a well-balanced diet? Think again! Everything is fraught with potentially life-altering meaning, and the simplest explanation is almost never the right one. Click through for help decoding what his gift to you says about your relationship. More
So it’s the aftermath of Valentine’s Day, you either wake up on the right side or the depressing-reeks-of-beer-and-chocolate side of the bed. Either way, you probably have some version of post-traumatic stress. More
Did you have a crappy Valentine’s Day yesterday? Feeling disillusioned with love? Or maybe you just like watching people in pain? More
I cannot post this picture on the main page, because it is too sad, so here is the man from Up. More
Are you one of those people who like to deal with your conflicted feelings about Valentine’s Day by loudly announcing that February 15th is your favorite day, because that is when every heart shaped piece of candy in the drugstores goes massively on sale? Yes? That’s awesome! I’m totally one of those people! Glad you are, too! Here’s a guide to help you figure out which discounted candy you should be getting today. (Spoiler: heart shaped Reese’s). More