Topic: vampires

Wed Bed Dead: “I’m Going To Marry Will Smith Because His Dog Died And I Feel Bad”

Wed Bed Dead: "I'm Going To Marry Will Smith Because His Dog Died And I Feel Bad"

This week–in honor of Will Smith‘s weird love letter to Scientology that no one asked for, After Earth–we’re playing with a few of the megastar’s most popular characters: Agent J from the Men in Black franchise, Neville from the zombie/cancer/vampire blockbuster I Am Legend and himself from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Sidenote, do you know the backstory on why the already-successful rapper played himself on a wholesome sitcom (short answer: millions of dollars in unpaid taxes). Hard choices ahead, what with Will Smith looking equally great in a tailored suit and sideways caps and loud prints. More »

Dating Hijinks: The Vampire Lover Who Also Loved Applebee’s

Dating Hijinks: The Vampire Lover Who Also Loved Applebee's

Leon was a salesperson based in Montréal. Having been born and raised in the city, he could speak the language fluently, and once he started to recognize my voice, he’d immediately start speaking French to me. I struggled along as he spoke at a rapid pace that my six years of French couldn’t keep up with, so instead I’d just let myself get lost in the beautiful fluency of it, occasionally replying with “oui” and “je ne sais pas.” More »

Some Good Things To Write About

Some Good Things To Write About

So, possibly, someone was tired and out of ideas about beauty or fashion, and perhaps that someone was me. It’s 4:00 and Tuesday and Christina Hendricks only has so much cleavage to share with the world. But because I was resourceful I took to the Internet and googled “what are some good things to write about?” I don’t want to spoil this for you, but the answer is “not wizards, they’ll make you look like a newb.” More »

Would You Wear: The New True Blood-Inspired Makeup Collection From Tarte?

Would You Wear: The New True Blood-Inspired Makeup Collection From Tarte?

BO’s vampire smash True Blood collaborated with Tarte on a makeup line available exclusively through Sephora. The colors were developed by the show’s makeup artist Brigette A. Myre (who also won an Emmy perfecting Buffy’s lipgloss) so it’s pretty cool they got someone involved with the actual look of the show (it takes less to be considered a “collaboration” these days). The collection boasts More »