Topic: vanity

I Made A Sex Tape

I Made A Sex Tape

Hello again! It’s time once more to take a trip into the dark recesses of my sexual past and tell a story that may or may not make me want to die of embarrassment, for closure and for lols. This is something I’ve literally never thought to write about until now, but nigh a decade has elapsed since it happened, so I’m starting to think it’s more funny than mortifying. Also, if it were going to pop up on the internet, I’m pretty sure it would have by now. Although I might be tempting fate by writing this post. More »

Gallery: The Seven Kinds Of Self-Portraits Posted By Bloggers

Gallery: The Seven Kinds Of Self-Portraits Posted By Bloggers
"Brave" 25-Year-Old With No Makeup On
"Weird" Photo With A Ton Of Makeup On
Obvious Cry For Help
Photo That Is Of Something Other Than Its Stated Subject
Narcissistic Pet Photo

Earlier today, Jennifer posted a gallery of your beautiful, cowardly faces, and I found it delightful. It was fun to see what some of our readers look like, and also to poke holes in the idea that going barefaced (something a lot of people do all the time, anyway) is enough to earn the stamp of “bravery.” But that’s not the only idea that deserves to have holes poked in it! There are many other disingenuous ways to post photos of oneself; here are seven of them. (Or rather, six plus one honest one.) And lest you accuse me of throwing stones from a glass house, I will admit to being guilty of most or all of them at some point in my life. After all, I’m using examples from my own collection. More »

Party Favors: The First Human Centipede Just Didn’t Feel Complete

Party Favors: The First Human Centipede Just Didn't Feel Complete

Regarding that ban of the Human Centipede sequel. -Double X

Do you need good hair to succeed? -The Grindstone

How to stop checking yourself out so much. -The Hairpin

How to get organized. -ShelterPop

Alec Baldwin on Anthony Weiner. -MyDaily

Men secretly wish they’re women? I don’t know if I buy this. -YourTango

Get Keira Knightley’s denim and print look for less. -The Budget Babe

Rachel Zoe shares her gift ideas for Father’s Day. -StyleList

Lulu Guinness says we need to call Kate Middleton “Duchess of Cambridge.” -Styleite

Diet Coke now producing fashion-focused content. -The High Low

Do yourself a favor and remember to slather sunscreen these six places. -Betty Confidential

Speaking of where, here’s a roundup of great sunscreens. -Birchbox

Cutouts are inescapable. -College Candy

Batik: trending? -The Frisky