Topic: Venality

10 Incredible Photos Of Phoebe Price At The 2013 Sundance Film Festival

10 Incredible Photos Of Phoebe Price At The 2013 Sundance Film Festival

The Sundance Film Festival is currently underway in Park City, Utah, which means one thing: fringe celebrities coming out of the fucking woodwork. Yes, rather than being a celebration of independent filmmaking as it was originally intended, the Festival has really become a place for marginally famous people to pose next to branded objects so they can take gobs of those objects home for free.

And their queen? Their queen is Phoebe Price. More »

Are Reality Television Stars Like Kim Kardashian Actually “Evil”?

Are Reality Television Stars Like Kim Kardashian Actually "Evil"?

Reality television has weirdly pervaded TheGloss this week, what with the Today Show refraining from observing 9/11 and instead opting to let Kris Jenner talk about her breast implants or Jersey Shore’s Sammi Sweetheart designing a collection of sweatpants. This has led to a lot of office conversation about reality television personalities and how objectionable we find them. But can we actually parse out why? Well, besides Kim Kardashian comparing her publicity stunt marriage to pediatric cancerMore »

Illustrated Guide: How To Marry A Wealthy Man

Illustrated Guide: How To Marry A Wealthy Man

Last week, we brought you an Illustrated Guide explaining how to seduce a wealthy man. Here’s what we said:

We’ve devoted a couple Illustrated Guides to the overwhelmingly stupid idea of spending $2000+ on a handbag just for the logo. But don’t worry, ladies, we just haven’t gotten to the convenient loophole: if you can convince someone else to spend $2000 on a handbag and give it to you, you are actually a genius. The only trick is you have to fuck ‘em first.

Wealthy dudes are everywhere right now: doing BDSM stuff and making spreadsheets. The field is wide open. This week’s Guide explains how to land one.

Now, we’re going to teach you how to seal the deal and “marry his credulous ass.” Let’s go! More »