Topic: Victoria-Beckham

Victoria Beckham’s Bike Was Stolen; Thief Suspected Dead From Side-Eye

Victoria Beckhamâs Bike Was Stolen; Thief Suspected Dead From Side-Eye

I might need to reevaluate the way I view the world, because it turns out that Victoria Beckham rides a bike from place to place while she’s visiting New York City for Fashion Week. I KNOW, GUYS. I’m as surprised as you are. I assumed that when she flung open her floor-to-ceiling windows in the morning, turtle doves just automatically dove under her feet, assuming she wanted them to carry her somewhere. Like a modern day Snow White. And not just any turtle doves. Like…super stylish ones. The ones they use to send messages around New York Fashion Week. (Yeah, that’s a thing. Don’t look it up.) More »

Victoria Beckham Owns Flat Shoes

Victoria Beckham Owns Flat Shoes

I know what you are saying to yourself. You’re saying, “What kind of lies have you worked into that headline, Jennifer? Next you will be telling me that Pluto is not a planet.” But no, friends, unlike Science, I would not lie to you! Victoria Beckham owns flat shoes. There’s a picture and everything. More »

Donatella Versace Proclaims “I’m Not Like This Genetically,” World Reels From Fallout

Donatella Versace Proclaims "I'm Not Like This Genetically," World Reels From Fallout

Large congregations of fashion industry types can often result in moments of pure, elevated, frequently delightful obliviousness. Unfortunately, this weekend’s British Vogue Festival seemed like a pretty staid affair–Victoria Beckham‘s soundbite about her naked design process was as scintillating as things got.

Then along came Donatella Versace. More »

Do You Hate Victoria Beckham?

Do You Hate Victoria Beckham?

Hey! Turns out people hate Victoria Beckham. Huffington Post created a list of the most hated people in fashion. Most of them won’t surprise you – Anna Wintour is often thought to be the Devil, John Galliano is indeed anti-Semitic, Oliva Palermo got famous mostly for being on a TV show, and so forth. But the addition of Victoria Beckham did surprise me (in the number two slot, just below Anna Wintour, no less). More »