Topic: Victoria’s Secret Angels

Victoria’s Secret Model Erin Heatherton & 20 Other Conventionally Beautiful Women Who Dared To Wear Glasses

Victoria's Secret Model Erin Heatherton & 20 Other Conventionally Beautiful Women Who Dared To Wear Glasses

Did you know that conventionally beautiful women occasionally suffer from poor eyesight? They might even wear glasses sometimes–in public, too, and not just in the shameful darkness of their basements. Victoria’s Secret angel Erin Heatherton had the audacity to wear hers out in Sydney last night.

Astonishingly, this is a news. story. Which is absurd for at least two two hundred reasons–not the least of which is glasses make people look hot. Both sexes. Are some people unaware of that?

Anyway, in the interest of reminding everyone that 1) hot people sometimes wear glasses and 2) glasses can even make them extra hot, here is a gallery of conventionally beautiful women brave enough to wear them. More »

Kate Upton Reportedly Furious With Victoria’s Secret

Kate Upton Reportedly Furious With Victoria's Secret

A few years ago–before anyone knew the name Kate UptonVictoria’s Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel was photographed at a press event for the brand, looking dramatically thinner than ever before. There was public outcry–Victoria’s Secret does, after all, set the standard for big, cheesy, wholesome femininity–so they picked up a Guess campaign face named Kate Upton and patted themselves on the back for hiring a hot, tan, blonde, buxom teenager to model underwear.

Then, of course, Kate Upton got real, real famous… More »

Victoria’s Secret Has Read Former “Angel” Kylie Bisutti’s Confessions And They Are Not Pleased

Victoria's Secret Has Read Former "Angel" Kylie Bisutti's Confessions And They Are Not Pleased

Remember how we brought you the story of former “Angel” for Victoria’s Secret, model Kylie Bisutti? She’s writing a tell-all called I’m No Angel (it’s almost like she is titling it to inform us she’s a total wanton, except what she really means is she can’t be all slutty like those cray cray real Angels! What clever tom foolery!). In it, she describes the world of modeling for VS at length, criticizing their contrast in moral compass to her own. Well, Victoria’s Secret has heard Bisutti’s words and they have a few choice ones of their own — including calling her a serious liar about some very basic details. More »