I do not glisten. I sweat. More
Topic: Victoria’s Secret Angels
The life of a Victoria’s Secret Angel seems pretty okay to me, but every time one of them really opens up in an interview, they seem to be suggesting that it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. More
Were the two of them separated at birth? More
Ever found yourself in the awkward position of discussing big names in the fashion industry… and realizing you don’t know how to pronounce them? More
Going under the knife is always a risk, but this is really scary. More
Above is the complex, highly-utilitarian battlewear that one woman bravely donned to throw verbal punches in the face of tyrannical pop culture. Wait, just kidding, though perhaps this model should be preparing for the oncoming shitstorm that Taylor Swift fans will bring when they read these unkind comments… More
Wildly expensive bras, enormous wings and too many blown kisses to count — the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show has gone from a sexy lingerie show to a flashy, over-the-top runway circus. And sometimes, the most interesting things about shows are how they are made, so why not take a look backstage? More
Last night saw (the filming of) the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show–not to mention, the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show pink carpet. Yes, dozens upon dozens of the world’s top models gathered to vogue before the show–from your warhorse Angels … More
There’s having “chameleon-like features” and there’s having another face altogether. More
Did you know that conventionally beautiful women occasionally suffer from poor eyesight? They might even wear glasses sometimes–in public, too, and not just in the shameful darkness of their basements. Victoria’s Secret angel Erin Heatherton had the audacity to wear hers out in Sydney last night.
Astonishingly, this is a news. story. Which is absurd for at least
two two hundred reasons–not the least of which is glasses make people look hot. Both sexes. Are some people unaware of that?
Anyway, in the interest of reminding everyone that 1) hot people sometimes wear glasses and 2) glasses can even make them extra hot, here is a gallery of conventionally beautiful women brave enough to wear them. More
Well, if you hate Photoshop so much, why don’t you divorce it? Eh?! More
A few years ago–before anyone knew the name Kate Upton–Victoria’s Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel was photographed at a press event for the brand, looking dramatically thinner than ever before. There was public outcry–Victoria’s Secret does, after all, set the standard for big, cheesy, wholesome femininity–so they picked up a Guess campaign face named Kate Upton and patted themselves on the back for hiring a hot, tan, blonde, buxom teenager to model underwear.
Then, of course, Kate Upton got real, real famous… More
Remember how we brought you the story of former “Angel” for Victoria’s Secret, model Kylie Bisutti? She’s writing a tell-all called I’m No Angel (it’s almost like she is titling it to inform us she’s a total wanton, except what she really means is she can’t be all slutty like those cray cray real Angels! What clever tom foolery!). In it, she describes the world of modeling for VS at length, criticizing their contrast in moral compass to her own. Well, Victoria’s Secret has heard Bisutti’s words and they have a few choice ones of their own — including calling her a serious liar about some very basic details. More
Victoria’s Secret models be crazy! Sometimes they eat BBQ right before the runway show! Sometimes they forego even water for days on end leading up to the deeply ridiculous spectacle! While every single celebrity in the world answers questions about what they eat and how they workout exactly the same–fish and vegetables, chicken and salad, chasing a toddler, everything in moderation–Lily Aldridge is… the most recent one! More