Need a mid-day video break? The Gloss has you covered. Each day we’ll be bringing you five video picks so you can watch (and laugh and sometimes scratch your head) along with The Gloss staff.
First up? Bowie’s “Space Oddity” gets the real-life space treatment. Music videos never did zero-gravy this well. More
This week: Wall Street‘s Gordon Gekko, American Psycho‘s Patrick Bateman and Fifty Shades of Grey‘s Christian Grey.
As fashion bloggers, we at The Gloss get really sick of all the dumb tropes fashion marketing employs (housewife editorials, the grocery store editorials, faux-subversive images of models eating pasta). One of our least favorites of all time, though, is dreamy whispery willowy girl in a fucking garland and flowy dress, being all louche in a misty forest or enchanted garden or lying in the moss beside a babbling brook. It’s dumb, but it’s also been done to death. More
Our own Jen Dzirua is going to slap some grammar into you. Most importantly, she is going to stop you from saying “expresso.” More
Welcome to episode three of our new web series Wed Bed Dead, in which editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff must decide the (potentially extremely sexy) fate of three chosen bachelors. This week, they’re discussing famous famous robots… More
Watch the first episode of (another!) new series on The Gloss, all about our hilarious coworker Mari! More
Alexander McQueen‘s Fall 2012 campaign video has dropped and it’s kind of a drugged-out nightmare. The clip was directed by David Sims and stars Suvi Koponen‘s razor sharp cheekbones. More
Kucther doesn’t exactly know his way around accents, be they French, German… we think he was going for “fey, but also, like, European.” More
Controversy-courting Kate Upton first landed on radars when a YouTube video of her doing the “Dougie” went viral. Now, she tries her hand at “Cat Daddy,” as filmed by Terry Richardson. …While wearing the bikini that immortalized her. More
When I first got a job writing on the internet, I was asked what I thought the most popular item on the CNN was. I think I guessed “things pertaining to left wing politics.” I guessed that because I have twisted, ongoing love affair with logic. The correct answer was “animal videos!”
Here is the first time Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have been boring in an interview. More
Remember when that terrible UCLA girl made a racist video about how annoying Asians are? That video looks downright progressive compared to this one: some Arizona girls have made a jaw-droppingly racist video in which they rant for nearly six minutes about Mexican immigrants and how “nasty and raunchy” they are. Expect insights like “Cortes should have finished what he fucking started” and “Grab your burritos and get the fuck out of our country.” More
As part of Chirstian Dior‘s Lady Dior campaign, Marion Cotillard stars in L.A.dy Dior, a hallucinatory glimpse into the apparent nightmare that is how the French see Southern California. More
Here is a strange, unsettling way to begin your day! More