Topic: vinny guadagnino
Our pals at The Frisky did a post about “shame lusts” – dudes you crush on in secret. Among their staffers’ lusts are Chuck Bass (because he’s not a real person) and Brody Jenner (because reality TV has verified his total doucheitude). I polled The Gloss’ staffers on their own shame lusts – feel free to share your own in the comments. More
Although it’s the faintest non-rumor of a rumor ever, whispers are going around that a Jersey Shore movie is being considered by MTV. The rumor started after the latest Jackass movie performed well in theaters. Do you think the lovable band of Guidos and Guidettes would translate to the big screen, or would all that orange skin just look scary? More
In case you didn’t know, some of us at TheGloss are pretty much obsessed with the Jersey Shore. In case you also didn’t know, the season two finale is tomorrow night and we’re pretty stoked. And by pretty stoked I mean, we’ve been talking about it in the office like … a lot. If there’s one thing about season finale’s it’s that it brings people together. So tomorrow night, when you realize that the whole city is quiet between the hours of 10 and 11 p.m., it’s because you’re a sinner and don’t watch the Jersey Shore. So since you’re going to find yourself at someone’s house watching this magical show regardless if you’re a fan or not, I’m going to save you from humiliation and give you some key glossary terms. And afterwards, you will thank me because you will forever be enlightened and enriched with the culture that is guido. More
Can I just say that the Snooki Monster is the best idea ever? Also, there’s no Angelina!
Jersey Shore star Vinny Guadagnino was offered $30,000 to make a cast of his penis. – The Hollywood Gossip
This female writer decides to investigate the “Happy Ending” massage. – YourTango
Would you give your boyfriend a “night off” to sleep with another woman? – Lemondrop
I’ve made no secret of my crush on Vinny from Jersey Shore. However, a tipster sent us this photo from Vinny from back in his college days, when he wasn’t quite the tattooed studmuffin he is now. Before he was being ushered to the front of the line at clubs in South Beach, Vinny Guadagnino was slumming it in the dorms at the State University of New York at New Paltz, in upstate New York. More
Jersey Shore, also known as the best show on television, has taught me new vocabulary (grenade, smush, DTF) in addition to important lessons about life. And now they’ve taught me about beauty. Let me impart the wisdom on you. More
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The MTV Video Music Awards last night were a whirlwind. No, literally. The white carpet was like a wind tunnel — hair was getting blown this way and that, and most celebs shuffled down the press line with goosebumps, clutching their clutches tightly to their bodies as if they alone would hold in their body heat.
But we were troopers, and despite the fact that we are not necessarily the best photographers in the world, we got some good action shots and found out some serious scoop on our favorite reality stars. The theme of the evening was black and gold, so you’ll note that anyone starring in an MTV show is rocking the combination. Some of our favorite dish from the evening: More
Traditionally, the MTV Video Music Awards calls for a crazy dress code. With crazy celebrities in attendance over the past 26 years, it’s only natural for them to choose outrageous outfits. Some classic VMA stars known for their kooky styles … More
I’m obsessed with Jersey Shore. I love bad TV, but Jersey Shore has gone from bad TV to extraordinary TV. I don’t know if the second season will be as good as the first, but here are a couple of reasons why this is my favorite show on TV right now.
•It’s hilarious. Plain and simple. Angelina wearing a black dress and Pauly cracking jokes about how last year she lugged all her stuff in trash bags since she didn’t have suitcases? Brilliant. Pretty much everything out of Snooki’s mouth? Funny. The best part is that many of the funny lines are things they just say casually and don’t even laugh at. Last season, when Pauly was trying to break things off with an Israeli girl who couldn’t take a hint, he yelled “You stalked my entire life!” It wasn’t supposed to be a joke, and that made it even funnier. Even mundane scenes are entertaining – Pauly and JWoww had an entire conversation about sales tax, and I was riveted. I don’t even know if Mad Men could pull that off. More
A sneak peak of Madonna’s new clothing line, Material Girl. – Coco Perez Lady Gaga likes it rough. Why else would she wear these face plant- inducing shoes? - Fashion Indie American Eagle plans for an Israeli debut. – Haaretz Vinny Guadagnino, … More