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1. Just because you don’t want to wear pads and instead opt for tampons doesn’t mean you have somehow had sex, unless that tampon is actually a penis.
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To be fair, all mine cost was a few “you look pretty” comments and some ice cream, so… More
Love looking like a hot, hot virgin? From nail polish to lipstick, all the way to hair dye, these are the products that will give you the look of somebody who’s never had sex. More
When I watched Hocus Pocus as a child, I became very confused about the part where “a virgin” needed to light “the Black Flame Candle.” I asked my mother what a virgin was, to which she replied, “It’s somebody who likes people but not very much.” And that was that.
We learned about sex in varying ages and stages with all different results. Here are our stories, featuring porn popups, awkward nighttime parent conversations and 2 people peeing on each other. More
I lost my virginity at a fairly young age. Two years below the national average, in fact. Myself and approximately 13 percent of my peers got that whole experience over and done with around the same time, and that was that.
…OR WAS IT? (It wasn’t.) More
The safest way to find people to bang your teenage kids is Craigslist. Obviously. More
I have always said that we need much more representation of female characters in leading roles on television, specifically those who were artificially and accidentally inseminated. Well, Ben Silverman (of the Ugly Betty adaptation) and The CW have risen to the challenge and are adapting Venezuelan telenova Juana La Virgen for American audiences. Hooray! More
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I am the father of a 14-year-old daughter. Let’s call her Dee. She’s gorgeous. I know that every father’s daughter is gorgeous, but in this case, it’s objectively true. She’s very developed for her age and very pretty; she turns a lot of heads. More
Weddings are often a bizarre, awkward and stressful event for many people, but all the fallen cupcake towers and gown stains in the world couldn’t possibly compare to the awful, potentially traumatic pregnancy and virginity tests administered to some 400-plus women … More
When I went to the prom, my date pulled out my chair and opened all the doors for me, which is not how I want to live my life, but was cute because we were kids at the prom. More
You’ve told a few lies in your day to get some, haven’t you? More
Brazil: a land seemingly full of beautiful supermodels, beaches for hot people to lay on and 12-year-old girls with really, really long hair. Oh, and also virginity auctions! More