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Back in 2009, mall lingerie behemoth Victoria’s Secret held a contest to determine their next Angel, because humans love rewarding other humans for a bottomless lack of skill. Anyway, the winner of that contest was Kylie Bisutti, who beat out 10,000 other buxom ladies with big hair for the coveted role. Bisutti thought her dreams had come true.
…Unfortunately, those dreams were nightmares! More
Is that a ringing bell I hear? Looks like an angel just got her wings! More
Victoria’s Secret angel Miranda Kerr dropped by The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson last night to promote the brand’s fashion show extravaganza, because they need all the help they can get to convince people into watching that hallucinatory nightmare. More
It’s our favorite time of the year! The annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was held last night and, although it won’t air for a while, you can see all the most preposterous runway looks in our helpfully captioned gallery ahead. Yes, Angels Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, Karlie Kloss, Erin Heatherton and more have all come together in their most ridiculous fascinators, garter belts and sparkly crap to audition for the coveted role of Leonardo DiCaprio‘s next girlfriend. Let’s take a closer look. More
Ladies, get your eyeballs ready to roll. Hard. More
Michael Kors was honored with a lifetime achievement at last night’s Golden Heart Gala in New York City, so naturally a bunch of very fancy people came out to support him, wearing their Kors finest. Check out Gwyneth Paltrow (in his Spring 2013 collection’s first red carpet outing), some metallics trending on Olivia Munn, plus models like Karolina Kurkova, Brooklyn Decker, Chanel Iman, and more. More
Ah, the Daily Mail, terrorizing women as a rule, concern trolling them with impressive passive aggression as an exception. Yesterday, the paper learned that a new study discovered women begin worrying about aging in their late 20s–women, of course, as opposed to people–and took this as an excuse to post a bunch of photos of celebrities with leading captions about saggy breasts and the like. As for the study’s scientific merit, we’ll get to that. More
This is straight up racist. Like, Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s levels of racist. Rather, like Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s but wearing a push-up bra and knee pads. More
The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show takes place in December, which means the Victoria’s Secret Angels have already begun their crazy pre-show diets. More
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As far as Photoshop disasters go, Victoria’s Secret is the reigning champ, so let’s be clear: this by no means ranks as one of their worst offenses. However, something about this image of Angel Doutzen Kroes is… off. HuffPo say … More
Victoria’s Secret angel Candice Swanepoel stars in the new (debut) Brian Atwood ad campaign, which features the supermodel wearing lingerie and reclining on a naked man because many people look at deeply boring images like this one and find them interesting. More
Apparently, at some point in the not-too-distant past, the Victoria’s Secret Angel posed nude for photographer Laurent Darmon. More
In the past few years, Victoria’s Secret has become as synonymous with “bad Photoshop” as it is with fake tans, hair extensions, blowing kisses and balls-out ridiculousness (somewhere far down the line is “lingerie” and “swimsuits”). Because of the brand’s newish reputation for photoshop disasters, we’re always kind of refreshed when one of the Angels steps forward and acknowledges that the images we see in campaigns and catalogs simply aren’t real. More
You may know the Victoria’s Secret Angels as a bunch of leggy blondes with impossibly toned bodies hawking mall lingerie… but did you know they’re also the internationally recognized Consulate on Sexiness? More
