Topic: VS Angels

Victoria’s Secret Model Erin Heatherton On Photoshop: “It’s A Lie”

Victoria's Secret Model Erin Heatherton On Photoshop: "It's A Lie"

In the past few years, Victoria’s Secret has become as synonymous with “bad Photoshop” as it is with fake tans, hair extensions, blowing kisses and balls-out ridiculousness (somewhere far down the line is “lingerie” and “swimsuits”). Because of the brand’s newish reputation for photoshop disasters, we’re always kind of refreshed when one of the Angels steps forward and acknowledges that the images we see in campaigns and catalogs simply aren’t real. More »

Miranda Kerr Made A Strange Japanese Commercial For Lipton Tea

Miranda Kerr Made A Strange Japanese Commercial For Lipton Tea

Miranda Kerr cemented her supermodel status with versatility: she can walk in high fashion shows (pregnant, no less) just as easily as she can hike up her cleavage and strut the Victoria’s Secret runway. …But did you know she can also sing? She’s just the latest in a long and storied history of celebrities going to foreign countries to film commercials on the sly. More »

Gallery: Deep Thoughts, Mini-Dresses With The Victoria’s Secret Angels

Gallery: Deep Thoughts, Mini-Dresses With The Victoria's Secret Angels

Last night saw the airing of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, and if you thought we couldn’t squeeze any more content out of this rock of dumb, you were wrong. We already critiqued the red carpet, we devoted special (outlandish!) derision to the show itself, and now we concern ourselves with three high-profile angels–Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr and Lily Aldridge–at last night’s official viewing party. Sadly, you cannot be a woman and make light of the Angels (and their deathly serious work) without teenage boys accusing you of being jealous in the comments, so let’s just be clear: all I’ve ever wanted in life is to stand on one foot and blow kisses in a tube dress. And that’s why I have a classics degree! More »

Red Carpet Rundown: All The Models At The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Red Carpet Rundown: All The Models At The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

As we mentioned, the Committee on Social Thought Victoria’s Secret held its annual fashion show extravaganza last night and everything that came down the runway was appalling. As for the women that wore those nightmare creations, they walked the red carpet and did glamorous, fancy stuff all night (before retreating to their homes to eat solids by the fistful). Here’s what Miranda KerrAdriana LimaCandice SwanepoelChanel Iman, Doutzen Kroes and the rest of the angels wore. Hope you like micro-minis! More »

Gallery: Narrowing Down The Most Ridiculous Looks From The 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Gallery: Narrowing Down The Most Ridiculous Looks From The 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

At this point, it’s pretty obvious that the looks at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show are supposed to be ugly. It’s like one big, weird joke that the brand plays on people: take the world’s most conventionally attractive women, workshop their bodies beyond recognition for weeks with powdered milk and water fasting, and then obscure those bodies with the most comically, outrageously, unapologetically ugly shit on the planet. Here, we try and pick up the pieces from all the absurd outfits worn by Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel, Chanel Iman, and the rest of the angels. We apologize to your eyeballs/brains in advance. More »