As far as Photoshop disasters go, Victoria’s Secret is the reigning champ, so let’s be clear: this by no means ranks as one of their worst offenses. However, something about this image of Angel Doutzen Kroes is… off. HuffPo say … More
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Victoria’s Secret angel Candice Swanepoel stars in the new (debut) Brian Atwood ad campaign, which features the supermodel wearing lingerie and reclining on a naked man because many people look at deeply boring images like this one and find them interesting. More
Apparently, at some point in the not-too-distant past, the Victoria’s Secret Angel posed nude for photographer Laurent Darmon. More
In the past few years, Victoria’s Secret has become as synonymous with “bad Photoshop” as it is with fake tans, hair extensions, blowing kisses and balls-out ridiculousness (somewhere far down the line is “lingerie” and “swimsuits”). Because of the brand’s newish reputation for photoshop disasters, we’re always kind of refreshed when one of the Angels steps forward and acknowledges that the images we see in campaigns and catalogs simply aren’t real. More
You may know the Victoria’s Secret Angels as a bunch of leggy blondes with impossibly toned bodies hawking mall lingerie… but did you know they’re also the internationally recognized Consulate on Sexiness? More
The issue? “Most People People of 2012″ (but also “Most Willing To Use Their Offspring For Publicity”). More
Adam Levine and Anne Vyalitsyna have called it quits. The Maroon 5 singer, 33, and Victoria’s Secret face, 26, are saying the things one says when famous people stop dating. More
Someone should start a PR agency that only represents famous lingerie models and, on Day 1, teaches the models to stop bitching about all the bullying they endured for being beautiful, tall and thin. For one, come on. For two, everyone got bullied for everything. All the time. More
Victoria’s Secret Angel Adriana Lima has announced she’s pregnant with her second child. But there are four other extremely photogenic babies in the pipeline, too. More
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Miranda Kerr cemented her supermodel status with versatility: she can walk in high fashion shows (pregnant, no less) just as easily as she can hike up her cleavage and strut the Victoria’s Secret runway. …But did you know she can also sing? She’s just the latest in a long and storied history of celebrities going to foreign countries to film commercials on the sly. More
Last night saw the airing of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, and if you thought we couldn’t squeeze any more content out of this rock of dumb, you were wrong. We already critiqued the red carpet, we devoted special (outlandish!) derision to the show itself, and now we concern ourselves with three high-profile angels–Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr and Lily Aldridge–at last night’s official viewing party. Sadly, you cannot be a woman and make light of the Angels (and their deathly serious work) without teenage boys accusing you of being jealous in the comments, so let’s just be clear: all I’ve ever wanted in life is to stand on one foot and blow kisses in a tube dress. And that’s why I have a classics degree! More
As we mentioned,
the Committee on Social Thought Victoria’s Secret held its annual fashion show extravaganza last night and everything that came down the runway was appalling. As for the women that wore those nightmare creations, they walked the red carpet and did glamorous, fancy stuff all night (before retreating to their homes to eat solids by the fistful). Here’s what Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel, Chanel Iman, Doutzen Kroes and the rest of the angels wore. Hope you like micro-minis! More
At this point, it’s pretty obvious that the looks at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show are supposed to be ugly. It’s like one big, weird joke that the brand plays on people: take the world’s most conventionally attractive women, workshop their bodies beyond recognition for weeks with powdered milk and water fasting, and then obscure those bodies with the most comically, outrageously, unapologetically ugly shit on the planet. Here, we try and pick up the pieces from all the absurd outfits worn by Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel, Chanel Iman, and the rest of the angels. We apologize to your eyeballs/brains in advance. More