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Buy This Wall Clock Right Now

Buy This Wall Clock Right Now

Years ago, I wandered into a flea market and saw a life sized oil painting of Hannibal Lecter wearing his cannibal mask. At the time it was just within the range of things I could afford if I were to empty my bank account. It was Hannibal “The Cannibal” Lecter. Wearing his cannibal mask. They had added rainbow glitter to his eyeballs as if in some twisted allusion to Yeats via Thomas Harris. I stood starting at it for a good five minutes. “It’s so beautiful,” I thought to myself. But then I realized that if I had it hanging in my apartment, people would think I was weird or something. So I walked away. More »