Topic: wardrobe malfunctions

Gallery: The Top 10 Wardrobe Malfunctions Of 2012 (NSFW)

Gallery: The Top 10 Wardrobe Malfunctions Of 2012 (NSFW)

It’s been a banner year for wardrobe malfunctions! From Phoebe Price‘s tryhard striving to Anne Hathaway‘s effortless oopsie, we have seen the genitals of many a celebrity who may or may not have intended us to. But which made the most relevant impact on us, as a culture? In an effort to help answer that question, I give you: the best and brightest wardrobe malfunctions of 2012. More »

Sofia Vergara Had The Best/Worst Wardrobe Malfunction Ever At The Emmys

Sofia Vergara Had The Best/Worst Wardrobe Malfunction Ever At The Emmys

Modern Family star Sofia Vergara endured one hell of a wardrobe malfunction last night at the 64th annual Primetime Emmy Awards. In fact, she encountered every red carpet attendees’ worst nighumare: the zipper on her Zuhair Murad dress split across her backside, revealing her thong. Most celebrities would run screaming to their limos to 1) fix the zipper, 2) murder their stylists in cold blood and 3) binge on a cube of cheese to chill out maybe, but not Vergara. More »

Gallery: Anatomy Of A Wardrobe Malfunction, Starring Phoebe Price

Gallery: Anatomy Of A Wardrobe Malfunction, Starring Phoebe Price

“Aspiring actress”/”media personality” Phoebe Price (who, as far as I can tell, is like a much older version of Courtney Stodden) suffered the latest in a long line of wardrobe malfunctions yesterday at Cannes, which begs the question: who invited her to Cannes? But while you can say what you like about the efficacy of this tactic at gaining the respect of one’s peers, you must admit there’s a certain kind of base artfulness to exposing your privates to the paparazzi, and that Price has grown quite good at it over the years. Also, bear in mind the fact that Price’s “peers” are people like the computer duster lady from Intervention and Tanning Mom. More »

Top 5 Oscar Wardrobe Malfunctions

Top 5 Oscar Wardrobe Malfunctions

When I first saw the advertisement for James Franco and Anne Hathaway hosting the Oscars – wherein he flings a curtain over her screaming “wardrobe malfunction!” I thought “God, it seems like Anne Hathaway and James Franco are on the most awkward first date ever.” And then I thought “wait, there are no nipple slips at the Oscars. That’s a Superbowl thing.” And then I was wrong. Here are the top five. (This year, I’m betting on Paz de la Huerta). More »