Don’t let your boyfriend read this column. Especially not if your boyfriend looks at pornography and makes puppy dog eyes while pleading with you to remove every single hair down there. How do you deal with this? I have frequently pointed out that untold generations managed to lead satisfying sex lives before the mass deforestation started by late ‘80’s porn.
But it turns out that smoothness down below is not just an invention of late stage capitalism. Nope. Turns out that the ancient Greeks, alongside being masters of art, literature, philosophy, and toga parties, were also quite skilled at getting their women to engage in pubic hair depilation. More
Ah! Men and their need to see, have or taste a hairless vagina. More
I’m often asked how I keep my eyebrows looking so good. This is how. (Yes, I am brushing imaginary dirt off my shoulders.) More
“You do realize that in not having hair you’re just perpetuating the porn industry’s idea that the infantilization of women is OK, yes?” More
It’s obnoxious enough that we have to wade through so many trend pieces about the death of pubic hair (just because it isn’t in porn doesn’t mean it’s dead; stop), but now we have to wade through trend pieces about men getting waxed bare, too. Worse still, whenever men do something traditionally female, someone has to come up with some thoroughly insufferable vocab in lieu of having an actual angle… More
When do you pluck your eyebrows? They look nice, and we are curious. More
I was going to title this post something like “Would You Wear A Luxury Merkin Made Of Fox Fur?” but then I thought better of it, because no. No you wouldn’t. More
OMG WE HAVE NEVER SEEN THE LIKES OF THIS BEFORE!!! More
I don’t know about you, but if there’s one beef I’ve long had with the military, it’s that their eyebrows are an absolute unruly mess. More
Oh, that’s right, it’s summer again. I guess now is the time for all the waxing, huh? Okay.
I kind of want to date a mushroom cloud now. They seem dangerous. – Surviving The World More
The Gloss has talked a lot about hair lately. Hair length, nipple hair, body hair, kiddie hairstyles. We like hair. We like discussing hair. We’re happy, hairy gals. Or maybe some of us aren’t… More
We make a lot of bad beauty decisions every day, probably because we love smearing lipstick on our mouths mindlessly in random concentric circles. But some? Some rise above the rest like hair on fire. More
For instance, this man is telling you that his soul has been taken over by a demon. With his eyebrows! Isn’t that cool? – Buzzfeed More