Topic: Wedding Cake

Gallery: Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Cake Reminds Us Of Something

Gallery: Kim Kardashian's Wedding Cake Reminds Us Of Something

Kim Kardashian got married. To Kris Humphries. This is like when Tom Cruise got together with Penelope Cruz, only instead of having similar-sounding names, they put K’s where K’s don’t belong, and instead of actors, they’re idiots! Anyway, one thing’s for sure: her cake looked like something. Here are some things it faintly resembled. Doesn’t matter, though, I’m sure she didn’t eat any of it. Unless someone was filming. More »

This Woman Ordered a Life-Size Wedding Cake of Herself

This Woman Ordered a Life-Size Wedding Cake of Herself

I guess I should ask whether you think this life-sized wedding cake made in the likeness of the bride is something you would also consider doing…but I just feel like, this is this woman’s trip, man, and that’s it. It’s her fucking trip. And at this point, when you’ve ordered a wedding cake of yourself, more power to you. I’m not mad at it. I wouldn’t have the balls, is all. I salute her. More »