Apparently marrying young has a whole host of benefits, but you shouldn’t rush to the courthouse. More
Here are our totally accurate, scientifically proven predictions for the Kimye wedding. More
Even I am willing to admit that this goes too far. More
Is soliciting donations for a wedding inappropriate, rude or otherwise bad in the etiquette department? (Answer: Yes.) More
Did you think it was your personality that was determining whether or not you were married? Or even perhaps your personality combined with another person’s personality? Nope! It’s all determined by your full cheeks, which you can do essentially nothing about. More
Nobody wants to see those obnoxious showboating marriage proposals.
Yes, I know you think it’s the cutest thing ever, but really. Nobody.
Are you unable to select a perfect engagement ring, and absolutely hate talking to your partner about their preferences? Does the idea of saying, “Let’s shop for an engagement ring together?” make it feel like your entire mouth is filled with poison and sandpaper? Good news! There’s an engagement ring guru who will help you shop for the ideal engagement ring for only $500. More
You know what’s a great way to get people to stop liking you? Tell them to go on a diet. More
Short answer: Oh dear god, yes. More
Another bakery refused to make a cake for a gay wedding. They seriously need to stop doing that. More
When I first read that two dogs had gotten married in a $750 ceremony, I legitimately thought, “That is the cheapest wedding I’ve ever heard of!” Then I remembered that these were not people. These were dogs. I don’t know why they were concerned that if their children were bastards they would not properly inherit property (that is the point of weddings, yes?) but I guess that was sensible of them. I don’t know what they have. They could have really good chew toys. More
There is a new wedding trend called “weddings for two!” There always seems to be a new wedding trend – like people getting married underwater, or some such – but this actually seems to be a sensible wedding trend, albeit one I have no interest in whatsoever, because I do not feel a need to fend off all my loved ones. More