Let’s all agree to shut down the slut-shaming, okay? Having casual sex with a bunch of partners is only slutty when you define casual and bunch. Let’s say that means in your sweatpants and 7,000. Because it’s definitely not slutty if you’re happy, and it’s not slutty if you have regrets. Unless those regrets were about said sweatpants. Personally, I love to get down in sweatpants. More
It was four hours into the third ceremony and Ashley Tisdale was starting to show signs of the effects of an eight-day bender. She’d disappeared for a huge chunk of time during the video montage, then reappeared under the Red Bull tent drinking something vicious and green out of a mason jar. “I can’t trust you,” she told the Red Bull spokesman repeatedly, sobbing openly. “I love you, but I don’t trust you.” She hit him in the face before curling up in a patch of grass and falling asleep. More
Enter the strange world of the smiling and the jilted, of brides standing alone.
If you like canned statements and staged photos, you’ll love everything about this. More
Oh boy! More
The new Rebecca Black has arrived! Only this time, she’s not a 13-year-old child too young to know better, but a fully grown, 30-something-year-old woman. Which makes it much fun. I’m speaking, of course, of the lady who made and posted this terrible music video as a “surprise” for her husband on their wedding day. “This Is The Worst Thing In The Entire Universe” was the headline Gawker chose. More
Are you suffering from a case of WEDDING FEVER? Here’s my take on where it comes from and what you can do about it. More
OH NO SHE DIDN’T. More
The height of wedding season is finally over — and if you’re anything like me, you’ve probably gone to a lot of weddings this summer. And if you’re anything like me, you probably talked a lot of shit about each wedding you attended. Mean, terrible, petty drunken shit. More
Six months after sporting wedding rings at the Oscars, Natalie Portman married her Black Swan co-worker Benjamin Millepied at a private home near Big Sur, Calif. More
Apparently, some people think tan lines are really “cool.” More
And as a very nonreligious person, the actual ceremony would be conducted by a log for all I care. Although the log from Twin Peaks would be my first choice. More
It’s at her first wedding. More
I’m getting married, as I announced in Bullish Life: How I Met My Soon-To-Be Husband on OKCupid. Wedding planning remains up in the air, but I have compiled a helpful list of things I think modern engaged people can safely skip if they want to.