Topic: weddings

It’s Not Slutty If…

It's Not Slutty If...
It's not slutty if ... you met him at a wedding.
It's not slutty if ... he took you out to breakfast the next day.
It's not slutty if ... he didn't come (and you did).
It's not slutty if ... the sex was bad.
It's not slutty if ... he's ugly.

Let’s all agree to shut down the slut-shaming, okay? Having casual sex with a bunch of partners is only slutty when you define casual and bunch. Let’s say that means in your sweatpants and 7,000. Because it’s definitely not slutty if you’re happy, and it’s not slutty if you have regrets. Unless those regrets were about said sweatpants. Personally, I love to get down in sweatpants. More »

Scenes From Miley Cyrus’ Third Wedding

Scenes From Miley Cyrus' Third Wedding

It was four hours into the third ceremony and Ashley Tisdale was starting to show signs of the effects of an eight-day bender. She’d disappeared for a huge chunk of time during the video montage, then reappeared under the Red Bull tent drinking something vicious and green out of a mason jar. “I can’t trust you,” she told the Red Bull spokesman repeatedly, sobbing openly. “I love you, but I don’t trust you.” She hit him in the face before curling up in a patch of grass and falling asleep. More »

Gallery: 8 Things I Can Think Of That Are Worse Than Gawker’s Latest ‘Worst Thing In The Universe’

Gallery: 8 Things I Can Think Of That Are Worse Than Gawker's Latest 'Worst Thing In The Universe'
Kim Kardashian
This
Nickelback's Body Of Work
The Global AIDS Epidemic
Kreayshawn

The new Rebecca Black has arrived! Only this time, she’s not a 13-year-old child too young to know better, but a fully grown, 30-something-year-old woman. Which makes it much fun. I’m speaking, of course, of the lady who made and posted this terrible music video as a “surprise” for her husband on their wedding day. “This Is The Worst Thing In The Entire Universe” was the headline Gawker chose. More »

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