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The Brolly Rain Umbrella: For People Who Like Brass Knuckles & Texting

The Brolly Rain Umbrella: For People Who Like Brass Knuckles & Texting

Do you wish you could walk, text and hold an umbrella simultaneously? Yeah, us neither, and if you are one of those people, this product is for you. But we’re not. More »

Pregnant Lara Stone’s Head Is On A Platter (NSFW)

Pregnant Lara Stone's Head Is On A Platter (NSFW)

For i-D magazine’s Q&A issue, photographer Tyrone Lebon and fashion director Charlotte Stockdale shot five covers. However, the shoot involving Lara Stone has caught everybody’s eye, as she’s not only six months pregnant in the pictures, she also has her head on a platter. A fruit platter, specifically, which doesn’t really change the fact that her head’s on a plate of food. Despite loving the colors, I still find it…unnerving. More »

Dita Von Teese’s 3-D Printed Dress Is Cooler Than Anything, Ever

Dita Von Teese's 3-D Printed Dress Is Cooler Than Anything, Ever

For goodness’ sake, thee design is based on the Fibonacci sequence.

I MEAN REALLY. More »

Absurd Games & Goodies I Wish A ‘Fashion Truck’ Actually Offered

Absurd Games & Goodies I Wish A 'Fashion Truck' Actually Offered

Choupette Challenge

Victoria's Secret Hounds Of War

Moss Tacos, Por Favor

Somebody please explain to me why Choupette Lagerfeld does not yet have her own vehicle to promote Choupism? And what exactly is the ‘Humble Tumble’? More »

Unicorn Hoof Shoes Are The Stuff Of Dreams (Neigh — Nightmares)

Unicorn Hoof Shoes Are The Stuff Of Dreams (Neigh -- Nightmares)

While I could deal with some of the more mild forms of unicornism, my brain is seriously not okay with the existence of these unicorn shoes. More »

The Absolute Worst Valentine’s Day Looks From Fashion Week

The Absolute Worst Valentine's Day Looks From Fashion Week

Project Runway Runway

Project Runway Runway

Being inept at fashion in general, I had assumed that Fashion Week might just hold those beautiful, romantic looks I’ve been searching for all this time. Sadly, I was mistaken. The runways are cray. They’re amazing and interesting and gorgeous, no doubt, but totally cray. More »

There Is A Dress That Becomes Transparent When You’re Horny (NSFW)

There Is A Dress That Becomes Transparent When You're Horny (NSFW)

I am a pretty avid fan of all things lingerie-like, so when I saw that there was a crazy dress that turns see-through when you get turned on, I instantly became fascinated. For a moment, please imagine all the people you … More »

Fashion Disasters: Kim Kardashian Has Metallic Icicles Dangling From Her Boobs

Fashion Disasters: Kim Kardashian Has Metallic Icicles Dangling From Her Boobs

Ashley’s prediction just last week regarding Kim’s maternity wear was 100% accurate.

Oh, and side note: Can we collectively agree to never use the term “baby bump” again? Because I have a feeling 2013 will ruin it anyway… More »

The Only Dress A True Seinfeld Fan Will Ever Need

The Only Dress A True Seinfeld Fan Will Ever Need

I am sincerely experiencing both jealousy and definite awe at this, the most glamorous usage of a Seinfeld character’s face that has ever and will ever strike the fashion world. More »

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Who Wore It Best: Anna Dello Russo Or Big Bird?

Who Wore It Best: Anna Dello Russo Or Big Bird?

Consider the evidence carefully, then vote. More »

This Might Be The Deadliest Underwear On Earth

This Might Be The Deadliest Underwear On Earth

Are you ready to win a Darwin award? Have I got just the underwear for you! More »