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The first-ever Global Kids Fashion Week closed yesterday in London, prompting both excitement and criticism. The event featured children’s designs from powerhouses like Missoni, Chloe, John Galliano Kids and Little Marc Jacobs, as well as performances, activities for kids and fundraising.
Many have been asking questions about how morally sound the event is and how it could potentially have a negative impact on children. Curious about all the buzz? Judge for yourself here. More
Both Cara Delevingne and Karl Lagerfeld are acceptably strange people. They’re the relative whom everybody kind of loves but, at the same time, wishes would stop trying to stuff candy inside the turkey at Thanksgiving and subsequently slap it with breadsticks as it hangs alongside mistletoe while screaming, “HOW’S THAT FOR FOWL PLAY, YA JERK.” More
Have you noticed something missing in the sex department? Is the flare just not as flare gun-y as it used to be? Well, obviously, you’ve been taking cereal for that. Oh, you haven’t already been coordinating the first meal of your day with your sex life? Ruh roh!
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Move over, Andrej Pejic. There’s a hot new gender-bending male model in town, and he is coming for you!
As you can see, he has that je ne sais quoi quality about him that is impossible to fake. Is it even legal to be this awesome? I discovered him by way of a friend who, over the course of much psychedelically enhanced internet exploration, has figured out that you get the best results if you remember to type “don’t lie” at the end of every Google search. He
has yet to tell me can’t remember what exactly he typed to find this wonderful man, but does it matter? I am just happy he landed in my inbox, so that I might share him with the world.
And, as it turns out, this shining Adonis is not just a pretty face, but a master copywriter as well. In the “condition” section, he writes:
“Like a royal, golden garden, but under the moonlight, the serious moonlight. Don’t mess this up!”
I am smitten. More