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Last week, the good folks at We-Vibe donated one of their couples’ vibrators to us for a giveaway. We asked you what creative non-vibrator ways you would use the product and promised to give the We-Vibe to the person with the most amusing suggestion. However, that was easier said than done, because all of our readers are basically hilarious. Ultimately, the prize went to Kate from New Jersey, who wrote: More
The WeVibe is a couples’ vibrator, although, as Elizabeth Richard pointed out, it has many additional uses. It makes couple sex extra fun for both partners and enhances the doing it you’re already, uh, doing. And if you don’t believe us, you can read lots of testimonials from happy sexed-up people. More
I wanted to entitle this piece, “We Be Vibin’: Things To Do With Your Couples Vibrator If No One Will Fuck You,” but that struck me as wordy. …Anyway, no one will fuck me. Which is why I took it as kind of a devastating blow when the usually nice people at WeVibe (don’t click that, it’s a goddamn vibrator site) sent The Gloss a WeVibe and The Gloss ladies–possessed of a cruel and vociferous wit all–forwarded it along to me. More
