This perfume will make you smell like Don Draper. More
Don’t believe the hype; whiskey is your friend. More
It’s the most wonderful gift-giving time of the year. A time when we spend weeks obsessing over what to buy our loved ones, and are rewarded with the equivalent of relationship coal. Another piece of costume jewelry / lingerie / winter accessory? Forget it. The last thing we need is another cheap red teddy.
This Christmas, the thought counts — and he better be thinking about us. We made this list and checked it twice so he won’t have to. Here are 15 presents that we really want to unwrap this Christmas, from the practical to the luxurious. More
And let the dramatic, annoying breakdowns begin! More
You trust Anton Chekhov, right? More
Having seen Pretty in Pink easily 100 times since I was ten years old, I looked forward to my prom. However, when it actually rolled around some nine years later after the release of my favorite Molly Ringwald movie, I had lost interest in the entire concept – it didn’t help that the Beastie Boys were playing the same night and I felt that might be a wee bit more important. More
Perhaps you’re a mom, and you’re tired of having your kids chase after you all day. Or perhaps you’re not a mom, but you still need a place to pretend that there is nothing else happening in the world besides aesthetically pleasing wall decor and the bottle of whiskey in front of you. More
As if marrying royalty, quitting your job to do appearances full time, having hair and make-up people at your disposal for the rest of your life, and having access to the most beautiful and expensive jewelry in the world isn’t already enough for Catherine Middleton, she now gets to also boast a beer that’s been named in her honor. More
Esquire, Esquire, Esquire. Normally, we love you. You write well, you generally have humorous things to say, and you certainly try much harder than your younger brothers, Details and Maxim, to encourage men to be relatively decent and mature human beings. More
Lots of people name their children after people they love – like their parents, or grandparents, or Gallic chieftain Vercingetorix. And lots of celebrities name their children after things they love, like moon units, or apples. And then some name their children after the most important thing of all: whiskey. More
I’m one of those people who likes being in relationships, mostly because I’m lazy and self-indulgent. By “relationships,” I don’t mean “enter into some kind of agreement with another person to make them happy as long they make me happy,” I really just mean “finding someone who will eat takeout in bed with me.” That’s where all relationships head before they die. All of them end with you becoming fat and distant and resenting each other (fat from the takeout, resentful of spilling it) so you might as well just have fun doing it while you still desire each other sexually. …But you know what I love even more than relationships? More
One time, I was at home working and my fiance came home unannounced to have lunch with me. Well, it was about 12:30, and for some reason, on that day, I had decided that noon was early enough to start … More
They’re turning the urine of diabetics into malt whiskey. Now, on a certain level, this is like turning straw into gold. Except straw is not urine.
Scottish scientists have discovered a way to turn whiskey into car fuel. As Paste Magazine explains, “The researchers ferment the sugar from spent grains (“draff”) and fluid from the production stills (“pot ale”) into a substance they’re calling ‘super’ biofuel.” … More