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Hey bitches, let’s talk about the cold! This week’s Upfront With Mari is all about winter! More
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Hey bitches, let’s talk about the cold! This week’s Upfront With Mari is all about winter! More
I am thinking of trying to transform myself into The White Witch, because, as a human being, 20 degree weather is not working out for me. I am not keeping warm. I don’t even have great ideas on how to keep warm. Warmth is actively attempting to flee my extremities. I came back from lunch, and it took a good half hour until I could type like a person again. My fingers, they froze up on the walk back. I was wearing gloves. iPhone friendly gloves, but still. More
Let us begin by getting one thing out of the way: everyone has Seasonal Affective Disorder. I say this not to minimize the horror of the needle-fingered beast of dread that forces itself from your bowels up your throat and into your panicked mind at this time every year as you realize that daylight is abandoning you, but to remind you that you are, at least for now, not wholly alone. More
And a few things that might. More
Look, I helped you with your winter coat problems, now you must help me. More
I am going to wrap you up and keep you all cozy this winter. It will be like I am cradling you in my arms as you brave the elements, but not that weird. (Additionally, I believe it would cost at least $500 for me to function as your human coat). More
In Pick Of The Week, I highlight a nifty fashion and/or beauty item that I’ve discovered in my travels. More
I’ll wear gloves to your funeral, you mitten user! More
We found you some practical, pretty and considerably less expensive alternatives to Uggs. Because winter is too long to go through without a pair of sturdy warm boots, but life is too short to go through looking like a sheep. More
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It really does look warm. More
It’s never too early to pretend it’s summer. That’s why even if the sky is still coughing up its final remnants of winter weather where you live, you should nevertheless invest in something bright, something cheerful, something like…designer ping pong paddles. Please note that on the Jonathan Adler website, where this can be found, this paddle is referred to as “Waspy-chic.” More
I do. I’m hairless. Don’t even have eyebrows. Hairless and running around with no underwear on right now, I just thought you should know. So I guess this chart applies to people who are more badass than me. – I Love Charts More
In this weather? We commend you for even thinking about shaving your legs. – TwiceShy
There’s snow in 49 states. Which means there are badly dressed snowmen everywhere! Welcome to Frosty: Makeover Edition. More