I spent all weekend agonizing over my Halloween costume and I’ve now realized that it was all in vain. Cats and minuscule millinery always win. More
Here is Fairuza Balk in The Craft, which was filmed in 1996. More
To answer what I assume is your burning question after reading that headline, no, this isn’t some kind of charity in which a dictator is killed every time you eat a grain of rice, or something like that. More
I’m not a fan of Christine O’Donnell. Because she’s a witch! No, because I think she’s an odd lady who lies a lot, and not particularly well. But I really do believe that every woman in America – in the world – should have the right to dress up in a lady-bug suit, get drunk and make out with douchebags if she feels like it.
Well, ideally, not douchebags. Because I guess if you do make out with total douchebags, years later, they’ll remember, and sell the story of your hook-up to Gawker. And it will contain gems like this: More
Last year, when I tried to dress my dog up as a witch for Halloween (I know, it was totally adorable) she responded by repeatedly clawing her hat off and then trying to chew it up. I know she was trying to tell me she loved it — she just didn’t know how. More
Look, the fact that Tea-Party sensation Christine O’Donnell “will do what I’d do” were I in Washington is terrifying. I have a weak moral compass, so mostly what I’d do is “use my power to seduce interns” and “drink” and “accept bribes” (remember, large companies, TheGloss is always open! Leave your money in a brown paper bag in the trash can outside our office!). But the fact that she’s going to Washington to “do what’s you do” isn’t the point. The point is, despite that smokey black background, she is not a witch (she just dabbled). She’s you! But is she? Give yourself one point for each question you answer “yes” to.
Can you ever get enough of Lush’s bath products?? I certainly don’t think so. If I need to de-stress after a long day, an hour in the bath with something from this company pretty much makes all the bad stuff … More