Topic: Women

Gosh, I Feel Bad For Short Men

Gosh, I Feel Bad For Short Men

I end up feeling pretty bad for short guys. I mean, not Napoleon. I do not feel particularly bad for Napoleon. I think, ultimately, like Jay Gatsby, Napoleon was alright in the end. Nor do I feel particularly bad for Hugh Dancy, who is a very short man, but seems to have a lovely relationship with Claire Danes. I also do not feel bad for Tom Cruise because I think he is utterly insane.

But, you know, all the other ones.
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Do You Want A Sexy Shoe Shine?

Do You Want A Sexy Shoe Shine?

When you think of people who shine shoes, do you imagine an aging man who has tips on what’s going on in the market? Someone who wears a bow tie? Someone who, in a movie, says to the young upstart on Wall Street, “Money doesn’t make anybody happy, son. Only love does that.” That’s advice that the protagonist will not take, until his fall from grace. At the end he’ll see the old shoe-shine man, nodding sagely, and he’ll realize that man was truly a master of obvious facts.

You watch too many old movies. Now men just want their shoes shined by sexy women in short shorts. More »

What Is The Worst Thing You Can Say To A Woman?

What Is The Worst Thing You Can Say To A Woman?

I can think of a lot of “worst things you can say to a woman.” Mostly, telling them to smile. Every woman hates that. However, I haven’t considered this as a seriously as The Daily Mail who has a list of the worst things you can possibly say to a woman. They report:

Asking a woman ‘when’s the baby due?’ when she is not actually pregnant has been voted the worst thing a man can say to a lady – according to a new poll. More »

Was Margaret Thatcher A Feminist?

Was Margaret Thatcher A Feminist?

Margaret Thatcher – a woman who was or was not a feminist – died this morning at the age of 87. She was the first female Prime Minister in the UK. She died of a stroke after a long struggle with dementia. There are a lot of different people who will describe her in a lot of different ways. She was known for her strong stand against the miner’s union, and her close relationship with Ronald Reagan, and the words you use to describe her might depend on how you feel about those topics. However, whatever you feel about those things, it’s still worth remembering that she was the first female Prime Minister in the UK. More »