Topic: Woody Allen

“I Would Never Marry Someone Smarter Than Me”

230 days ago by Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff
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“So, I don’t really remember how this came up, but we were taking last week about marriage and I mentioned that I’ve had a friend or two declare that they’d never marry someone smarter. One male, a few females. I know I offered to start this debate–which usually means come out swinging with some sort of calculated opening statement meant to stun the other with my hammer of rhetoric–but… who the fuck would say that? Crazy people? Crazy people.” More »

**F*ck, Marry, Kill**: Woody Allen. Mel Brooks. Bill Cosby.

266 days ago by Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff
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You know how Fuck Marry Kill is played, don’t you? Good. Yesterday, EIC Jennifer Wright explored the importance of a sense of humor in overcoming gendered adversity. Deputy editor Ashley Cardiff kind of just has to go along with whatever she says, so here they are: this week’s Fuck Marry Kill involves three of the funniest men ever. More »

Ronan Farrow Tweets Brutal Joke About Dad Woody Allen On Father’s Day

EPIC DISS. More »

The Awful, Incorrect Life Lesson Disney Villains Teach You

349 days ago by Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff
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I went to see Snow White and The Huntsman. I rooted for The Evil Queen. I realized this always happens. I wondered “why does this always happen?” More »

Why Diane Keaton Thinking Woody Allen Had ‘A Hot Body’ Is Good News For You

If you are a single woman, in New York, eventually someone will suggest you go out with a “Woody Allen type.” More »

Do You Recognize This Actress In W Magazine?

Here’s a hint: she’s photographed here as a Woody Allen muse. More »

Why I Love Therapy: A Gallery

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Surprisingly, your friends don't always want to hear about your same problems every week, for 50 minutes straight.

It gives you something to do every Monday.

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As a freelancer, it's a reason to shower.

Ever since I was deposited in the office of my first psychiatrist as a teen, I’ve thought that every single person in the world could benefit from therapy. More »

Party Favors: Make Your Nails Better

In How To Be A Girl, Jane Feltes conducts some excellent beauty tutorials. In today’s, she does awesome eye-catching nails. -The Hairpin

What do you do when your ex writes a book about you? -Double X

January Jones pregnant, wearing a sheer top. -Celebuzz

The “cougar” questions. -YourTango

Divorce rates are slipping and possibly because of this. -MyDaily

Everyone seems to want Pippa’s “royal heiny.” -Betty Confidential

What happened to JTT? And other ’90s heartthrobs. -Buzznet

Jimmy Choo sells for $800 Million. -Styleite

The best anti-aging products for every age. -Birchbox

Woody Allen’s leading ladies in a style face-off with their predecessors. -StyleList

Bragging… reckless driving. 10 first date dealbreakers. -College Candy

Ready-To-Click: Get A Butt Like Pippa Middleton’s

Everyone seems to want Pippa’s “royal heiny.” -Betty Confidential

What happened to JTT? And other ’90s heartthrobs. -Buzznet

Jimmy Choo sells for $800 Million. -Styleite

The best anti-aging products for every age. -Birchbox

Woody Allen’s leading ladies in a style face-off with their predecessors. -StyleList

Bragging… reckless driving. 10 first date dealbreakers. -College Candy

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Video: 10 Rom-Coms That Ruined Love In New York

The ratio, any single woman in New York will tell you, is off. There are just too many women vying for too few men. The competition is stiff. But where did all of these beautiful, driven single women come from? And why are they taking over New York?

Blame Hollywood. More »

Fear Of Intimacy Heart Monitor Edition: I Love Emotional Manipulation

We all have intimacy issues. The word intimacy sounds an awful lot like intimidation. I’m sure some people use intimacy to intimidate people. I never used sex as a weapon, though I admit the occasional weapon can be a welcome reprieve from the ordinary encounter. More »

RIP: Elaine Kaufman

Elaine Kaufman, the proprietor of the famous New York watering hole, Elaine’s, passed away yesterday. More »

Are Romantic Comedies Ruining Your Love Life?

When I was a pre-teen, I really loved Cheers. Specifically, I loved the Sam and Diane dynamic in Cheers. In case you didn’t grow up in a household where Nick at Night ruled your evenings, Sam was a bartender. He … More »

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