- 83 days ago by Mallory Ortberg
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INT. DAY. GYM.
Assorted WOMEN in workout clothes climb stepping machines in the background. A LUNKHEAD benches carefully in the free weights area. A class of PILATES ENTHUSIASTS unrolls their mats as a smiling YOUNG WOMAN steps into view and addresses the camera.
WOMAN
Welcome to Ironside Fitness.
She walks past a middle-aged woman concentrating on a set of lat pulldowns and gives her a high-five. More










