Topic: worst-o-ween

My Worst-O-Ween: My Binders Of Women Lost To A Real Housewife, A Fetus & Ass Hair

My Worst-O-Ween: My Binders Of Women Lost To A Real Housewife, A Fetus & Ass Hair

I realized that if I stood in a corner and folded my little foam-board binders backwards, that I could actually convert my costume into a safe little hideaway, and so I did that, drawing myself into a tight little ball, like a turtle drawing itself into the safety of its shell. I was in the process of spiking my own punch behind the walls of my costume-fort when Mario and Luigi (the couple hosting) announced that this year’s party would feature a costume contest –complete with a trophy–thus effectively renewing my interest. More »