A life of esoteric references and diluting myself to appeal to others was born. More
On the bright side, I won that year’s contest… More
I realized that if I stood in a corner and folded my little foam-board binders backwards, that I could actually convert my costume into a safe little hideaway, and so I did that, drawing myself into a tight little ball, like a turtle drawing itself into the safety of its shell. I was in the process of spiking my own punch behind the walls of my costume-fort when Mario and Luigi (the couple hosting) announced that this year’s party would feature a costume contest –complete with a trophy–thus effectively renewing my interest. More
There is a bright side, though! More
My hand darted into the basket and the skeleton lurched, snatching my wrist like a striking python with its cold dead fingers, and rasped, “No, pretty girl.” More
I’m pretty sure I trick-or-treated at Large Marge’s house. More
Every time I’ve ever declared myself “not that kind of girl,” I’ve almost immediately proven myself to be exactly that kind of girl. Two Halloweens ago, I became the kind of girl who ends a party early by bleeding everywhere. More
One Halloween, my ex accused me of a crime I most certainly didn’t do. More
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He told me that I was beautiful and shouldn’t be out by myself, because there were “crazy people” out there. He also named me Andrea. My name is not Andrea. More
Two years ago, my Halloween fun was ended by one creepy teen knocking on my door. More
A friend called to invite me to a costume party and I hadn’t made anything yet. “Don’t worry,” she said. “We can go to the Halloween store.” Big mistake. Big. Huge. More
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