Topic: worst

6 Fashion Mistakes Every Woman Makes

6 Fashion Mistakes Every Woman Makes

We sometimes think of fashion faux pas as being along the lines of “wearing a mesh dress to meet the Pope.” To that I say, “Pope jokes are pretty fun.” But we’re not going to share any here! Instead we’re going to talk about the 6 fashion missteps that every woman has taken at some point, whether in Uggs or not (feel free to share yours). More »

Why Margaritaville Is The Worst Song Of All Time

Why Margaritaville Is The Worst Song Of All Time

The contest for Worst Song in the World has a lot of entries. My own father, for example, holds that the shittiest song of all time is “A Horse with No Name” by America — a fine choice, I must say. Another contender is absolutely anything by The Eagles. But I’d like to make the argument that Jimmy Buffet’s “Margaritaville,” that late-seventies ditty about a descent into alcoholism during an extended Florida vacation, is the single most laughably terrible song ever to sully our airwaves. If you will, a lyrical analysis: More »

10 Gifts You Should Never Give

10 Gifts You Should Never Give

STOP YOUR SHOPPING, PUT DOWN THE SCENTED CANDLE.

Over the next few weeks, we’ll be providing you a lot of shopping guides with cool ideas for the best holiday gifts. This is not one of them. This is just a desperate attempt to stop you from making bad decisions. Please, do not get anyone the worst holiday gifts ever. More »