Topic: x-men

Things That Are (Really) More Fun Than Having Sex

Things That Are (Really) More Fun Than Having Sex
Unicorn Racing
Heroin, Maybe?
Sex With Young Paul Newman
Time Traveling
Getting A Pet Gremlin

There’s an article on YourTango right now about things preferable to sex. They include “chocolate” and “holding hands.” Don’t they know that sex is like holding hands on the inside? Oh, God, that’s gross. Sorry.

Still! We really like having sex. We like a lot more than eating chocolate. We, in fact, chose our boyfriends largely because having sex with them seemed approximately 750 times more fun than sitting by ourselves watching the Jersey Shore. But we’re willing to imagine that there are some things that are legitimately preferable to sex. Umm… 10 of them. This is what we came up with. More »

The Editors Debate: Batman Vs. The X-Men (Or Just Professor Xavier?)

The Editors Debate: Batman Vs. The X-Men (Or Just Professor Xavier?)

This week, editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff were discussing the time-honored argument of Batman versus Superman, and how that is an extremely stupid argument because Batman is the obvious right answer. They determined that the only logical rival is the X-Men and then assigned sides. They argued for a bit and then wrote Magneto x Xavier slash fanfic. It gets pretty sexy. More »

See The Versace Eyewear Collection Inspired By January Jones

See The Versace Eyewear Collection Inspired By January Jones

Donatella Versace’s muse of the moment is Mad Men actress January Jones. You know this because January Jones shows up in Versace to every event celebrating film and television and shows up naked in advertisements celebrating Versace. Apparently the collaborative juices were so potent and syrupy, they lead to an eyewear collection called Versace January J, presumably because they cannot fit Versace January Jones, Star of Mad Men and the Upcoming X-Men Prequel, X-Men: First Class on the sides of the sunglasses. They hit stores in April. Here is the collection, accompanied by quotes from Mad Men about social problems. More »

Sexiest Quotes of the Week: Girl-on-Girl

Sexiest Quotes of the Week: Girl-on-Girl

“Yeah — ‘Blue Valentine,’ ‘Black Swan’… ladies getting it on!” — actress Greta Gerwig, on her excitement over movies portraying oral sex being performed on woman

“Nothing’s sacred anymore…Those girls and I got so close. They were painting me naked every day for months.” — actress Jennifer Lawrence on getting daily body paint for her upcoming role as Mystique in X-Men: First Class. More »

Sexiest Quotes of the Week: Dress-Up Time

Sexiest Quotes of the Week: Dress-Up Time

“I don’t think pedestrian sex is very interesting. There’s a playfulness we have; I like the theater of sex. I like to look good. I like her to dress up. I like to dress her up.” — Sting, on how he keeps his sex life with wife Trudie Styler interesting.

“The costumes are insane…It’s a lot of very body-conscious stuff. If you look at the comic book, she’s barely dressed. She’s got quite the bod.” January Jones, on playing villain Emma Frost in the upcoming X-Men movie. More »