On a scale of deadness, with 10 being as dead as Lindsay Lohan’s career and 1 being as dead as Juliet’s fake death, my hair probably ranks 7 or 8. So, in the name of beauty, I decided to test and report on some of the most popular (home) hair remedies out there. More
Would you and your racially diverse group of friends like to regulate your reproductive systems at the same time you consume healthy, low-fat, probiotic yogurt? Look no further than Birth Control On The Bottom, the yogurt that is also a pill. More
There are a lot of things that terrify me about living in the modern age. Global warming. The ever present threat of nuclear apocalypse. Government officials thinking that the female uterus can shut down rape presumably by witchcraft or “being sassy”. Toilet snakes.
But one of the things that makes me think “thank God I was born to this age, this most glorious age” is the Chobani Soho Cafe.
Unfortunately, this means there is nothing left but for me to challenge Katie Baker to a duel. More
In Beauty Treatments for Hippies, I try out home remedies for the superficial things that ail us all. More
It’s possible to orgasm by eating a particularly delicious cup of low-fat yogurt. More
It’s a well known fact that yogurt is the official food of women. It’s sweet, it’s low-fat, and it helps us keep our ladybiz in order. Which is why it hurt so badly when the yogurt-ologists at Yoplait–normally known for their sensitive, non gender-essentializing marketing–betrayed us with what some are calling an ED-triggering ad. More
There was a time when we could eat anything we wanted and not gain an ounce. And then it got a little harder, but bringing up kids burned calories pretty quickly. Well, now we don’t have little kids to run … More
Apparently the sales of yogurt skyrocketed after writer Gayelord Hauser published a book entitled “Look Younger, Live Longer, in 1950. If the sales “skyrocketed” in 1950, I wonder how much is being sold today? And, I wonder if that book … More