Topic: yogurt

I Will Not Stand For Criticism Of The Chobani Yogurt Cafe

I Will Not Stand For Criticism Of The Chobani Yogurt Cafe

There are a lot of things that terrify me about living in the modern age. Global warming. The ever present threat of nuclear apocalypse. Government officials thinking that the female uterus can shut down rape presumably by witchcraft or “being sassy”. Toilet snakes.

But one of the things that makes me think “thank God I was born to this age, this most glorious age” is the Chobani Soho Cafe.

Unfortunately, this means there is nothing left but for me to challenge Katie Baker to a duel. More »

*A Little History of Yogurt

*A Little History of Yogurt

Apparently the sales of yogurt skyrocketed after writer Gayelord Hauser published a book entitled “Look Younger, Live Longer, in 1950. If the sales “skyrocketed” in 1950, I wonder how much is being sold today? And, I wonder if that book … More »