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Drunkorexia isn’t new. It’s unfortunate that kids today drink in part to lose weight, but I’m leery of considering this a trend. The Atlantic is not leery at all, as they explain in their “Road to Drunorexia” story today. They remark: More
Here’s a question that could’ve been written by almost any of us.
Do you have any tips on how to trust yourself to get things done? I make all these work plans in my schedule but don’t follow through. So, when I make them I get stressed, scared that I won’t do them or wonder how to manipulate myself into surely doing them. More
It’s Monday a week before the holidays and I know you probably still have a hangover from the weekend. I mean, maybe not. I don’t know. I don’t know your life. But if you are – or plan to be anytime in the next few weeks – I have a food that will stop you from feeling like you are going to die. More
Happy it’s almost Thanksgiving, everybody! I know there are some manner of ceremonial cocktails you probably serve around your house, but I thought I’d let you know that those suck. They are awful. Here are new better cocktails. Serve them. You can thank me later. More
Do you know why? Because if you try to take my energy drinks away from me I will pretty much throw a car at you. I have so much energy that I am currently cradling a Chevrolet like a baby! More
In Pick Of The Week, I highlight a nifty fashion/home/beauty item that I’ve discovered in my travels. More
Yesterday, after her fantastic election night performance during ABC’s election coverage (wherein she alternated between getting really sad about people who had “literally died” and laughing with unrestrained glee about precision tweeting) some people began to wonder if Diane Sawyer possibly “popped an Ambien and had some Chardonnay.” No. Wrong. It was almost certainly merlot. More
It’s noon where I am. It’s also Halloween. COCKTAIL TIME EVERYBODY! More
I mean, all of them say that you’ve known some trouble in your time.
(Fun fact: pretty much the only things I drink are champagne and bourbon. I didn’t include mixed cocktails in here because if I had to figure out what a Velvet Hammer said about you I’d be here all night and want to smash this computer in with an actual hammer). More
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Are you tired of the traditional labor day Pimms Cup (this is traditional in the world of me, personally.) Do you find yourself flinging up your arms and shouting, “a true laborer would never drink the cucumber beverage served at Ascot?” I respect your strong opinions about odd things, and I have found a drink for you, eccentric and opinionated friend! More
Look, this is partly just an excuse to post this note, which I thought was funny. Hah! Anthropomorphic qualities attributed to inanimate objects! Hah! Hah!
That’s my kind of joke. For real. I like shaming Coke Zero like its in the stocks. More
Have you read this drinker’s pretty charming questionnaire about himself? More
Ladies! Time to take offense! More
Mercury is in retrograde! Eff everything! Everyone swear a bunch! More
