Topic: You need a drink

You Need A Drink: Eff It

Mercury is in retrograde! Eff everything! Everyone swear a bunch! More »

You Need A Drink: Out Of Someone’s Crotch?

Today, in impractical products with terrible marketing campaigns! More »

Do You Have Servants?

Where is the drinking martini hour? More »

You Need A Drink: Or Maybe Just A Perfume That Smells Like One

Wine perfume: because your three Riesling lunch does not have you smelling enough like a wino already. More »

Would You Drink At A Bar That Had A “Panty Remover” Cocktail?

No? More »

New Couture Coke Bottles Are Out

Every time I see a couture coke bottle, I think “oh, God, Karl Lagerfeld, a fashion vampire who lives only off of raw fish and Diet Coke, would be so happy about this.” Then I remember how hard those bottles must be for him to hold with his bony little hands, and I feel sad.

On a side note, this is what Karl Lagerfeld looks like in my head: More »

You Need A Drink: With George Clooney

Joining the ranks of Diddy, Pharrell Williams, and Bethenny Frankel, Mr Ocean himself is getting ready to lunch his own liquor line. That’s right, pretty soon you can take a snake bite of George Clooney. Or ya know, his tequila. More »

The 7 People Who Celebrate St. Patricks Day

Don’t worry, I remembered to include alcoholics.

I Love Doing Social Stuff Alone

The solitary splendor of the apocalypse is going to be so great. More »

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This Will Drive Your Man Wild Before Sex
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The Assumptions Bartenders Make About You Based Off Your Drink Order

When you order a drink, I judge you. Here is a list of common personality traits and characteristics I’ve observed based off of drink orders: More »

You Need A Drink: A Guide To How Much You Can Drink At Your Holiday Office Party

What like most about this chart on how much to drink at your holiday office party is that, regardless of whether you work at a cool or uncool company, that company will be providing a full open bar with some sort of pina coladas? Some sort of blue substance in a funny shaped glass, anyway. We know it’s fun because of the umbrella. And a cactus in a shot glass, maybe? Whatever. All of these companies are cool because they seemingly still have holiday party funds and are not making you stick to white wine spritzers. Go out and drink like you’re skilled labor. More »

You Need A Drink: Straight Out Of This Specially Designed Handbag

Do you ever look at your pocketbook and wish it was filled not with change, lint, and various old lipsticks, but delicious, life improving box wine? If you, like me, have frequently harbored this desire (and really, who hasn’t?), then the (awesome name alert!) “Baggy Winecoat” is the just the product for you. More »

You Need A Drink: Candy Corn Vodka

Did you enjoy your cake vodka milkshake? You can’t have another one, because we’re all Halloween focused, all the time. That extents to cocktails. So try this candy corn tonic instead. Here’s the drink recipe: More »

You Need A Drink: With Sexy Fishnets (And Bonus Video)

Do you know what’s incredibly un-sexy? More »

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