Mercury is in retrograde! Eff everything! Everyone swear a bunch! More
Topic: You need a drink
Today, in impractical products with terrible marketing campaigns! More
Where is the drinking martini hour? More
Wine perfume: because your three Riesling lunch does not have you smelling enough like a wino already. More
Every time I see a couture coke bottle, I think “oh, God, Karl Lagerfeld, a fashion vampire who lives only off of raw fish and Diet Coke, would be so happy about this.” Then I remember how hard those bottles must be for him to hold with his bony little hands, and I feel sad.
On a side note, this is what Karl Lagerfeld looks like in my head: More
Joining the ranks of Diddy, Pharrell Williams, and Bethenny Frankel, Mr Ocean himself is getting ready to lunch his own liquor line. That’s right, pretty soon you can take a snake bite of George Clooney. Or ya know, his tequila. More
Don’t worry, I remembered to include alcoholics.
The solitary splendor of the apocalypse is going to be so great. More
When you order a drink, I judge you. Here is a list of common personality traits and characteristics I’ve observed based off of drink orders: More
What like most about this chart on how much to drink at your holiday office party is that, regardless of whether you work at a cool or uncool company, that company will be providing a full open bar with some sort of pina coladas? Some sort of blue substance in a funny shaped glass, anyway. We know it’s fun because of the umbrella. And a cactus in a shot glass, maybe? Whatever. All of these companies are cool because they seemingly still have holiday party funds and are not making you stick to white wine spritzers. Go out and drink like you’re skilled labor. More
Do you ever look at your pocketbook and wish it was filled not with change, lint, and various old lipsticks, but delicious, life improving box wine? If you, like me, have frequently harbored this desire (and really, who hasn’t?), then the (awesome name alert!) “Baggy Winecoat” is the just the product for you. More
Do you know what’s incredibly un-sexy? More