Now that we've come to the end of Prom season, we think you should begin lying about what you did there. Why? Because ly …
"I was under the impression that girls never farted. No. Farting is farting. Everybody farts." - Jon Hamm.
Look, we know that you just wanted a quiet night reading Proust at home, but you got seduced into this Prom thing, mostl …
You would have in her prime.
HAH! Grandmothers doing spry young people things! Oh. Wait, she looks like this:
20? 30? 40? 105?
Oh, God, that title sounds sad.
Look, I know you know, but isn't this picture fabulous?
She's been texting up a storm, lately.
The picture was taken ten years ago.
He's perhaps best known at this moment for his Murakami bag and socks.
She looks very different now.
There are a pretty good assortment of movies where aging crones desperate to maintain the last vestiges of their beauty …
The eyes are kind of the same!
He looks as though he should be advertising for some brand of cereal.
It's not Carey Mulligan.
She is not actually that old timey.
Do you recognize her?
She basically looks exactly the same.
She almost looks more amazing now.
Don't pretend you didn't have Victoria's Secret lip gloss.
She's recently been on TheGloss.
Sure you do.
You totally don't. Okay. Imagine her hair entirely different. Hair: entirely different. Got it?
Yes, you do.
He's not actually as old as the black and white photo would lead you to believe...
You sing along with her in the shower.
Nerdy kids always turn into the coolest people...
Kind of the opposite of Richard Nixon...
But he is! Very good looking! When he was in college.
He's still on television...
He looks all clean cut with his braces...
OMG WE HAVE NEVER SEEN THE LIKES OF THIS BEFORE!!!
You might if she were wearing more make-up.
God knows we write about her enough.
And not just because of her terrifyingly spray toned abs.
You're probably a fan of her's, because literally everyone is.
He looks sort of like Ashton Kutcher as a young man.
Her haircut has changed a lot since she was 16.
She looked great then!
In 1969, she was considered a rising star and "the voice of her generation".
She has lovely teeth, which is not a hint.
Do you recognize this sweet looking girl? We featured her yesterday.
He's changed in 30 years.
I will give you a clue: it is not Sarah Palin.
God, she is such a classic 1960's beauty.
For now he is a crusty old wombat.
Look beneath the beard.
She is 21 in this picture.