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Last week we helped Chloe learn how to use body glitter and Axe spray to distract from the fact that she is basically just a walking corpse. This week, we’ll be taking our expertise to the next level and beautifying … More
Liesel was feeling good! She’s followed all of Allie Brosh’s tips. She was wearing a big puffy dress to detract from all the massive wounds and had prettily powdered her rapidly decaying flesh. You could hardly tell she was a … More
Last week on ZOMBeauty, we helped Karen learn to dress right for her level of decay. This week, we are going to take on a tougher case. Our second zombie is Chloe. Chloe has been undead for a little over … More
This picture of Britain’s legendary Queen Mary, best known as Bloody Mary, is apparently scaring children in London. The advertisement, which was created as a promotion for the London Dungeon, was a hologram which showed the normal Mary turning into … More
Our first zombie is Karen. Karen is fairly new to being undead, so her flesh is still sort of supple and she doesn’t smell horribly yet. She died in a massacre, so she’s totally covered in blood and her neck … More
