Brains floating in vodka? Why not. More
I mean, let’s be honest, they’re essentially identical right? More
Usually when beauty brands collaborate with non-beauty entities, we get products like True Blood-themed eye palettes. Not today: makeup brand Illamasqua (which makes great lipstick, for the record) have just announced they’re teaming up with “established family funeral directors Leverton & Sons” to create looks for the afterlife. More
Excellent sticker is excellent, after the jump. More
It’s not your heart you have to worry about, it’s you head. At least, when you’re in love with a zombie. Which happens all the time. At least to me. But I don’t want to go down that dark path. In general, I think we all know that once someone is inside your head they are exactly 7 minutes away from getting inside your heart. Which is why we like the Grey Matter necklace from Beat-Black. Because it’s just how things are. $25 More
The Windsor Knot wants to know regarding this wedding cake replica of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Answer: Yes, probably, but that’s not the case here. The case here is that this is just a deeply odd looking cake. Can we just say what we’re all thinking? What we’re all thinking is “they look like zombie stroke victims.” More
After readingJen Dziura’s fantastic piece on Productivity Unicorns, (an improvement on productivity ninjas) I started thinking about legendary creatures that inspire our work personas. Those are all very well, but for sheer effectiveness in reaching their goals, I don’t think anything can beat a zombie. Obviously. Here’s why you should be channeling a zombie in all your day to day business interactions:
This cartoon called “Zombie Cathy” popped up on The Awl yesterday. Five different friends sent it to me immediately, always with messages which read “You’ll love this! You love zombies! And you hate “Cathy”!” And they were right. But I don’t think they realized the extent to which I think zombies and Cathy go together. More
I don’t want this to just read “fuck all of you, I’m going back to bed,” so I’m going to type some other stuff here. Here are some of the things I think upon showing up to a deserted office: More
I was recently on one of those giant winged coffins they called planes, and before I embarked, I explained a little about their giant winged coffin-ness. “Cheer up!” someone said, “maybe a hot guy will sit next to you!”
Hah! Whenever I fly, I hope that there will not be a hot guy sitting next to me. Because, you know, I got The New Dead as a Christmas present, and I’ve got some reading to do, and priorities. Priorities. Mostly I hope there will be no one next to me. If there is someone, I hope it will be a narcoleptic mute. But a lot of people are not me.
In a death match of the unfed and the undead, who would win? More
It seems that everywhere you turn these days, there’s a zombie waiting to pop up and scare the bejesus out of you. I found this out the hard way after my fiance got into the blessedly short-lived AMC series, “The Walking Dead,” and now, it appears as though the phenomenon has made it’s way to Cuba. More
You’ll lure the zombies in with pictures of their friends – that glow in the dark – and then – bam! Stab them with the heel. Whoever thinks these are crazy just isn’t preparing for the zombie apocalypse well enough. … More