When you’re living in a fame-mongering fishbowl of a reality show, it seems like every possible thing you dislike about your body must become magnified. More
Topic: Beauty Treatments of the Damned
Rather than give up high heels, some people are deciding needles will help solve their foot problems. More
Do you love spending money but hate smelling good? Lucky for you, plenty of expensive beauty products smell flat-out horrible! Here are five high-end products that will piss off your bank account and your nostrils simultaneously. More
The search is over: you can purchase an all-in-one household disinfectant, contraception method, and douche. All you need is a bottle of Lysol in the 1920s. More
Fancy shmancy cosmopolitan plastic surgeon, Dr. Ramtin Kassir, will be showing his designs on a catwalk, but he’s not so much a fashion designer as he is a face designer. More
So, good news on the health front! Kind of! Dairy Queen is getting treadmills at their corporate headquarters. More
South Korea has one of the highest per capita rates of cosmetic surgery procedures in the world–with giant billboards advertising popular surgeries, with a constant gossip cycle about who’s had work done and who hasn’t (you know, like here)–but the nation’s latest trendy procedure is a lot more intense than your typical tugs, tightenings and injections.
The procedure is called “double jaw surgery,” and if that doesn’t make you shudder, you are made of stronger stock than us. More
Happy Memorial Day! I have decided this would be a good day to take a walk down an entirely personal memory lane, and really look back at every awful beauty decision I’ve ever made. Maybe it will stop you from making the same mistakes, if you’re the kind of weirdo who goes into beauty salons and makes the worst possible requests of your hairdresser. More
Career-in-politics-ruining photos ahead. More
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There is a post over at TheFrisky about a girl who cannot sleep. She explains that she is tired, so tired. She wonders why she is so tired. So she goes to a doctor. I could have told her why she is so tired. More
When we heard that human Barbie doll Valerie Lukyanova had met with human Ken doll Justin Jedlica we thought it would be a match made in some sort of Mattel heaven. We thought they would build their dream house together, and wear lots of outfits, and deal with the fact that “math is hard.” Together. They would deal with it together. But no, now our dreams are dashed, because they’re actually fighting and don’t seem to like each other very much. More
I am a total body modification wuss. No tattoos, no piercings – I don’t even have pierced ears. Which does not stop some boyfriends from buying me earrings. I’m sure that a healthy percentage of my readers are more ballsy about these things. But just like I look at pierced ears and think “ouch, no thanks.” I’m sure that even the most inked and pierced of you have the same type of reaction to more extreme body modifications. You know, like this More
Have you ever really wanted a shower? Really, really wanted? Felt so gross that you try not to move around too much for fear that, say, raising your arm a little bit is going to make the stranger next to you on the subway faint because of the toxins you will release?
The last time that happened to me was when I was on vacation in Rome. If you learn one thing from this column, that thing should be: don’t go to Rome in August. It is hot. HOT. And there is no air-conditioning. I was my own little constant, mobile sauna of sweaty disgustingness. Every shower felt so wonderful, like the water was produced by angels crying tears of joy. More
Sorry all of your news today is “age inappropriate things are going on in China” but toddlers are now modeling in bikinis for auto shows in the 2012 Chutian Automobile Culture Festival.
Watching a toddler in a bikini strokes a car seductively is probably the most off-putting thing I can imagine, so I’m always fascinated in the mentality that means that anyone would think this was a good idea. More