Topic: Body Image

How To Look Like Audrey Hepburn In Photos

How To Look Like Audrey Hepburn In Photos

I know that as we are looking at this amazing picture we are all probably thinking the same thing and that thing is “Fuck Audrey Hepburn. I look squinty and crazy in every single photo.” Fortunately, I’ve got some theories on how to look great in photos, based on the way Audrey Hepburn poses for them, whether she is young or old. More »

Gosh, I Feel Bad For Short Men

Gosh, I Feel Bad For Short Men

I end up feeling pretty bad for short guys. I mean, not Napoleon. I do not feel particularly bad for Napoleon. I think, ultimately, like Jay Gatsby, Napoleon was alright in the end. Nor do I feel particularly bad for Hugh Dancy, who is a very short man, but seems to have a lovely relationship with Claire Danes. I also do not feel bad for Tom Cruise because I think he is utterly insane.

But, you know, all the other ones.
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