Topic: Make-up

The Foolproof Guide To Looking Like Flounder From The Little Mermaid

The Foolproof Guide To Looking Like Flounder From The Little Mermaid

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It’s not a secret that I am terrified of fish. I am aware that this is a strange phobia to have, but I’ve recently met a few people who have it too. I’m not ashamed! People always ask me if cartoon fish freak me out, and the answer is no! Finding Nemo is one of my favorite movies, and I love The Little Mermaid, which obviously takes place partially under the sea. More »

The Foolproof Guide To Looking Like Nala From The Lion King

The Foolproof Guide To Looking Like Nala From The Lion King

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I didn’t ever pay attention to how much beauty inspiration there was in The Lion King until I started doing these Disney-inspired looks. I wish I had realized it sooner because there is so much! Anyone up for a Zazu tutorial in the future? Nala is my favorite character in The Lion King. She’s cool and collected and gets stuff done. And she’s a total lion babe. More »

Harlotry Prostitorials: How Hookers Get Perfect Skin That Survives Every Call

Harlotry Prostitorials: How Hookers Get Perfect Skin That Survives Every Call

For standard full service escorting, a natural look is usually your best bet. The problem: you can’t get too natural with it. Part of our jobs as sex workers is to fulfill fantasies, and it’s rare to encounter a woman who is as radiantly beautiful without makeup as she is with makeup. I doubt most clients would be too psyched if I walked into appointments sans makeup. More »