“I’m doing exactly the same thing every other celebrity with a fragrance/beauty/fashion endorsement is doing (like insisting how “hands on” I am) and making the same gobs of money but at least I have the modicum of self-awareness required to apologize for it. …But not really. Do you know a good Fabergé egg store around here?” More
If World War Z’s insertion into my highly detailed and potentially prophetic dreams is any indication, there will be a zombie apocalypse in the near future. In it, Zach Galifianakis and I will fall in love, we will be stuck in a supermarket for a great deal of the situation and my ability to drift cars away from close calls will be innate. But most importantly: I will smell delightful and will help the entire town smell delightful. More
Amanda Seyfried plays a mysterious stranger in her new spot for Givenchy’s ‘Very Irrésistible’ perfume. Click through to watch. More
This perfume will make you smell like Don Draper. More
We’ve established that I really hate perfume, most perfume, I mean, unless perfume smells like vanilla. However, I’m always interested in people who enjoy it, and the kind of scents they gravitate towards. Do I judge them? Damn right I judge them.
Yep, I’ve worn some perfumes in my time. That’s for sure. I think I’m in a good place now, though, you guys. It’s take a really long time to get here, though. More
To be fair, this commercial is kind of ridiculous, but have you ever seen an Axe commercial? More
Has your baby failed to achieve socially acceptable levels of “that delicious newborn baby smell”? Has this led to feelings of inadequacy and shame for
you young Persimmon? You need never worry about those things again with this exciting new baby perfume from Dolce and Gabbana! More
Recently, I had a friend of mine ask me if she smelled bad. This particular friend actually typically has a scent combination of Chanel perfume and champagne, in addition to being obsessively clean, so she had nothing whatsoever to worry about. Unfortunately, there have been a few cases where somebody I knew had a decidedly unpleasant scent. More
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In Pick Of The Week, I highlight a nifty fashion/home/beauty item that I’ve discovered in my travels. More
As we mentioned, the holidays are a really awesome time to buy shit ostensibly for your friends but, really, score some beauty deals for yourself. Fragrance is no different, with all kinds of fancy brands rolling out perfume sets–usually in keepsake boxes, with moisturizers and showers gels and bells and whistles, etc–of all the scents you’ve been meaning to pick up anyway. More
Nicki Minaj has a new perfume out, and you know what that means: as with all celebrity perfumes, she was contractually obligated to make a mystical, magical, nonsensical commercial. So she did, Nicki style. To be honest, I think Nicki kind of phoned it in on this one (what, no monsters or cartoon Goth scenery?), maybe because Lady Gaga already made a crazy cinematic perfume ad and she didn’t want to be accused of copying her. But Nicki at 5 is as good as most people at 11, so let’s do her the honor of figuring out what the heck is going on here. More
It’s classic Britney, bitch. More
“Chanel No 5 has never done any harm to anyone. It is the death of perfume if this continues.” More