Topic: Skin

President Obama Talks Tattoos With Ellen, Proves He’s Not A Regular President, He’s A Cool President

President Obama Talks Tattoos With Ellen, Proves Heâs Not A Regular President, Heâs A Cool President

It was announced yesterday that President Obama would be on The Ellen DeGeneres Show via satellite today. Through the power of pre-taping, we can already watch his interview before the episode even airs on TV today. Isn’t the Internet a magical and wondrous place? It’s like predicting the future. Speaking of magical and wondrous things, let’s talk for the millionth time about Ellen’s wizardly ability to get a cool interview out of literally anyone, even the President of the United States, who’s supposed to be all serious and stuff. More »

Harlotry Prostitorials: How Hookers Get Perfect Skin That Survives Every Call

Harlotry Prostitorials: How Hookers Get Perfect Skin That Survives Every Call

For standard full service escorting, a natural look is usually your best bet. The problem: you can’t get too natural with it. Part of our jobs as sex workers is to fulfill fantasies, and it’s rare to encounter a woman who is as radiantly beautiful without makeup as she is with makeup. I doubt most clients would be too psyched if I walked into appointments sans makeup. More »

My Boyfriend Has No Idea How Much Effort Goes Into Looking ‘Effortless’

My Boyfriend Has No Idea How Much Effort Goes Into Looking 'Effortless'

The first time my boyfriend of two years spent the night, I woke up at 7 am consumed with fear that the man beside me would see my makeup-less face and run for the hills. Like an all-too familiar romantic comedy scene, I snuck out from under his arms and gathered the necessary tools to hopefully transform from groggy, baggy-eyed earwig to “I woke up like this” effortless goddess. More »