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Disney World can be an exercise in teaching your kids that patience and restraint are rewarded, or it can just be there to teach them that if you have enough money you can use the services of a disabled person to jump all the lines. I guess it really depends on the kind of person you want to see them grow into. More
I suffer from “Pinterest” stress largely because I still have no idea how make Pinterest work. So many pictures of baked goods, and what are they all for!? But according to a Today survey, it’s stressing women out for other reasons. More
As Mother’s Day is coming up (this Sunday, buy flowers) you’re probably going to happen across a lot articles about whether or not you are “becoming your mother.” If this is something you are concerned about, I have some good ideas for you. I will stop you from becoming your mother! Here are my ideas. More
According to Amnesty International, a critically ill woman in El Salvador could go to jail if she gets an abortion to save her life. The woman, known as Beatriz, is experiencing health problems stemming from the pregnancy related to her kidney disease and lupus. Despite the fact that the hospital treating her requested legal permission from the government for Beatriz to abort months ago (she is now four and a half months pregnant) none has been granted. More
Yesterday, an e-mail from a sorority girl (she quickly became known as “the deranged sorority) girl went viral. In it, she threatened to “cunt punt” her sisters for being “so FUCKING AWKWARD” and “FUCKING BORING” at mixers with their brother fraternity. She sounded absolutely unhinged. More
Look, I’m sorry, I cannot for a second – for a second! – believe that Kate Middleton actually enjoys ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” According to The Daily Beast: “Ever since Kim started mentioning Kate a lot in public, the … More
To me, there’s nothing less entertaining than playing some weird imaginary game with a five-year-old. And this is coming from someone who loves to play pretend. More
Are you a car or a top hat? The token you chose as a child while playing Monopoly determines everything about your chances for happiness. If you chose the iron piece, you are dead now, and have been replaced by a cat. So I guess you are not very happy. More
The New York Times - who has recently discovered that people use their phones to make plans and hang out – is flabbergasted that the Superbowl ads are not speaking for your generation. They counted and they saw:
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Do you read every animal adoption website and feel like they say the same things about every animal? I do. They always generally say that the animals are very loving and cuddly and would great with kids. Except for Sugar Plum. Sugar Plum is a surly asshole who wants nothing to do with you.
I am deeply in love with him.
The description of Sugar Plum on the Brooklyn Animal Resource page runs: More
There’s a problem in the world that needs fixing: Kim, Kanye, Khloe and — wait, there’s another K that’s famous right? Oh, yeah, Kimye’s fetus — are all more famous than Kris Jenner. More
Well, the odds of dying in childbirth are reassuringly low if you are not pregnant, so that may be something to keep in mind if you are not currently pregnant. However, if you are a Downton Abbey fan – SPOILERS AHEAD – More
Ashley Dupre, the high class call girl who brought down Eliot Spitzer‘s political career turned New York Post columnist, just had a baby with her fiance TJ Earle. The baby’s name is Izabel. The baby is adorable. Ashley looks happy, and I am happy too. More
The first picture of Season 6 Mad Men is out on AMC. We have to make predictions immediately now. I have decided to make only extremely accurate predictions, because I will derive great pleasure in being right. More
